kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein … Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Wo kon sa player hai
‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz: Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye??? . . . . Sania Mirza..
Hath kese Thamon
7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon Dost Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti (“.) \ \ (.”) ) ):_//( ? G sir |,|_ /\,
jAAN nikal jati hai
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy? Girl:- miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Neeche mat jao
Nahi plz Neeche mat jao na Kuch ho jaye ga Plz Dekho aisa mat karo Maan jao na plz Warna â?¦Ho jaye ga Plz mat jao Aaah Dekha Ho gaya na SMS Khatam!
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Girl and boy lost in jungle
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
6 Inch ka hai.
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195
Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day
KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA..
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA LERKI : WOH KIYOO LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
Is dress ka kya price hai?
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha. Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai? Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai, lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai. Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola…
munna yahin se bahar ata he??
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he?? larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he. . thodi der baad . . . . . . . school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr…
Wife computer on kartay huay boli
Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha: “Your password is too short”
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? BV: Yehi K Namaz parho Rozy rakho, Zakat do, Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola: Sab Wazu…
Girl check up k liye gai
Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl: check kya…
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Cmfrtble 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girny na dy Or 5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;- Oye Brazier. Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai” Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao, Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai, Teesri murgi k…
Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya
Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya, Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ? Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…
1 larki ki shadi…
1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi, wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai, Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli: “Jaan…! Mutthon me Yad rkhna.
Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain..
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen Peche se awaz ai…
kela kesy dega?
Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’ banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12 Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi deta hai to upar aaja..
Larki Se Touch ho raha tha
1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.” Pathan: “Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-
Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi…
Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga? Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya. Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do. Larka: Poora Andar Chala…
Pappu offered Girl for sex
Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta Mgr phaar to skta hy;)
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