Women personality…
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size 32:Innocent 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Agressive 40:Hungry 42: playful 44:daring 46:Wild 48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)
Khusra police interview k liye gya…
Khusra police interview k liye gya. Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy. Khusra, taali mar k, haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy
New English to Urdu Dictionary
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary Selfish Bharwa Bitch Randi Agent Dalla Stupid man Chutiya Ignore Lund pe charh Heavy Loss Gand Phatna Severe Loss Gand phat k hath mein ajana Danger Gand galay mein ajana Jealous Jhantain jal jana Run Away Gand Dikhana Welcome Tattay Uthana…
Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…
Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya ! Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm…
Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay
gand Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay, . . . . . . . . . . Mujhe Pata tha tu zaroor Parhay ga, . Salay . kali gand walay.
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya, Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi? Jin: May jin hun. Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)
papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya
BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hy.
Aurat ka doodh…
Aurat ka doodh phat nahi sakta, Lekin Latak sakta hai Is liye Pehle sochiye Phir nochiye…
Aankhon Main Haya Ho To…
Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi Hai, . . . Nahi To Naqaabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay chudai K…
HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
3 Galz having lunch. 1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: I also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!
kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape…
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
On the wedding night Santa says…
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji Santa: Yeh erect hai!
HONEYMOON
“HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
aitbaar kisko hai
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai… Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai… Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal…
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
Eik sardar ki suhag raat th
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha… par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…
kyun latka hua ye kela hai…
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai kyun latka hua ye kela hai dil kal bhi mera akela tha lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai ye money nahin chhooti lun ki hum kitni bar naha bethe din men panch bar naha bethe Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
bachcay ka full ticket lage ga…
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
Pehlay kiss karo..
Pehlay kiss karo.. Phir shirt utaro.. Phir fuck karo.. Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. … Phir thook lagao? .. … Phir Seedha karo? ? .. … Phir andar ghussao??? .. … Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. 😉
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho, dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge! Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
4 facts…
4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Kya taklif hai…
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi… pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain… doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain…. teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp…
Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so hilao…
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya…
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya. Thats Cheating
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larki thi dewaani si… Ik Larkay pe wo mar… Kuch lena tha usay… Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi.. Jab bi milti thi muijhey…. Ye hi pocha karti thi….. Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai
3 Facts of Life: Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai. Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai. Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Khussra wanted to join army
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
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