Be extra careful…..
. Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai. . . . . . . . *Happy Eid in Advance*:-…
Inzimam don’t understand english
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done…
Malomati sawal?
Malomati sawal? Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai? drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!
kitni kaali ho tum…
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
Pehlay kiss karo…
Pehlay kiss karo… phir bister per laitao… phir dono tangein uper kark…. thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho… ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo……
Kiss Karun?
Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Don’t say loose motions hai
Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai
Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain, Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain, In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide…
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide 1. Boil nhi karna parta 2. Kharab nhi hota 3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand 4. Dil kash packing main 5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
Pakray hum jatay hain.
aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha……. Larai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?
larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon
imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ? teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
ye swetar apk liye hai
Ye swetar apk liye hai /””‘\/”‘”‘\ / /!D!!SR\ \ \ \! !! / / \_) !! (_/ !…!!…..! Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h. Happy thandii..
Hila zor se hila
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
thora sa karne do
thora sa karne do Plz thora sa karne do kisi ko pati nahi chale ga bus thora sa karne do aik chota sa sms
Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher : Kyon? Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai!
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
larka ,larki dekhne gaya
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad mein Ladki se bola SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao. Ladki sharmate huye: PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
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