• Yeh aansu pyaar ka moti hai

    Koi deewana kehta hai koi pagal samajhta hai, Magar dharti ki bechaini ko bas badal samajhta hai, Main tujhse dur kaisa hoon tu mujhse dur kaisi hai, Yeh tera dil samajhta hai ya mera dil samajhta hai, Ki mohabbat ek ehsason ki pawan si kahani hai, Yeh sab log kehte…

  • Yeh lock kaise hota hai

    Kash main tere Bed Room ka ek darwaza hota, Tu bade pyar se mujh se gujra karti, Jab tu guzra karti to yehi kehti, Ye Lock kese hota hai, yeh Lock kase hota hai

  • Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?

    Boy-Can i Hold your Hand? Girl-No! Boy-Y? Gal-bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it. Boy-Maa kasam, Humari Acting! To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting …. 😀

  • BADLA & BEZTI”

    BADLA & BEZTI” 1 ladke Ki GF Ne Use Khat Likha k”Meri Life Me Nya Ladka aa gya h. Tum se Acha H, Main Uski Dulhan Banungi, Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do” Ladke Ne Apne Saare doston Ki GrlFrnds Ki 30 Phtos Jama Ki Bich Me Uski Photo Rakh K…

  • dil lga kr parthy hy.

    Na cheno mery mulk ky nujwano sy facebook k service zardari ik yhi to wo book hy jo wo dil lga kr parthy hy..

  • JEE LE apni zindagi

    Larki: I love u Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . . . . . Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi . . . . . . Larka: Ja meri behan JEE LE apni zindagi = P = D

  • Kal Nahi Aa Sakti

    Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.. Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun.. . . . . Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?? 😀 ;))

  • darling dont say

    BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:

  • HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO

    HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

  • jo naam hai aitamad ka…

    “SUFI BANASPATI” jo naam hai aitamad ka, Hina ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mama le aai Sufi, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, Subah uthi to na Hina thi na SUFI, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, 3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath Habib or Sultan bhi tha, Aya sufi da…

  • Unhain yeh shikwa hai k hum unhain yad karte hi nahi,

    Unhain yeh shikwa hai k hum unhain yad karte hi nahi,   per unhain ye kaun samjaye k hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bholte hi nahi.

  • Teray liye chand taray tor doon,

    Teray liye chand taray tor doon, In hawaon ka rukh mor doon, Itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

  • Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

    Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? Tum Ya Main ? Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, Main Main..

  • Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai

    Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai dour ho humse apki khata hai dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki jis neechy I MISS U LIKHA HAI..

  • NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:

    NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a girl: Ap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain.. Girl: Apki kitni biwiyan hain? Boy: Ek bhi nahi.. 🙂

  • Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,

    Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,   Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai..  😉

  • Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,

    Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

  • DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,

    DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE, BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY, HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL, IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..

  • Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost…

    Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi ho gai hai. Meri (-,-) ok _//_

  • Dil ki mumtaj ho tum

    Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum, Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.

  • Woh hamare zindagi mein

    Woh hamare zindagi mein, Kuch is tara aaye, Jaise hare bhare khait mein, Moti bhains ghus aaye…

  • Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho

    Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya, To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho, Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue, To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho, Ab tum he bataoo, Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

  • Dekhte nahi busy hoon…

    __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho? Dekhte nahi busy hoon. line-maar rahi hoon!

  • Ishq karo office wali se

    Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Flirt karo pados wali se, Pyaar karo dilwali se, Aankh larao sali se, Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

  • Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai

    Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

  • Kartoot

    Dulha: Me Shadi Sy Phely 20 Larkiyon K 7 Chakr chla chuka Hon . . . … Dulhan: Mjhy Pata Tha K Jab Humary Sitary Milty Hain To Kartoot B Zarur Milty Hon gy.;-

  • Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

    Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya Me to pyaasa hon Pepsi he pila do mujhko

  • Mujhse aur nahi hoga…

    Bas!! Mujhse aur nahi hoga… Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? Maine apko kiya na!!! Chalo ab ap karo… Karo na… I’m excited…. Karo na… SMS

  • ladka aur ladki 1 dusre ko

    Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre Ko Kyu Nahi Samjh Pate? Kyu Ki Upar Wale Ne Ladke Ko Achcha Dimag Diya Hai Aur Ladki Ko Achaha Dil, Magar Ladki Dimag Se Sochti Hai Aur Ladke Dil Se. Its True!

  • Miss U yaroo

    Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai . . Jesyyyy … . . . jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar 😀