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Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani…

Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani k din phir se yad kr k manane ka socha. unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir drya kinare milange. Dada jaldi uth kr tiar ho kr, gulab le kr kinare pohncha, boht dair hogye Dadi nahi i, wo ghuse mey ghr aya, or…

HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy-Long Drive Per. Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya. Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

FARAZ ki pitai

Hogai Karachi university mein FARAZ ki pitai… Kyon k railly thi jamiat ki or wo keh raha tha… Altaf Bhai.” ” Altaf Bhai.””

A song 4 u…

A song 4 u .. ..! Agar tum mil jao . . . tumhari taangein tor deinge hum… Tumhain paa kar.. Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!. Bas tum mil jao.

Aisa kalyug aayega

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad

Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.

Aey chal chal hawa aane de

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, Wohi main tumhe kehta hun, Aey chal chal hawa aane de

bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon pe nahi balke bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai? . . . Ji haan aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya . . Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai

Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Why I SMS U

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

Mujhe Bimari Hay

Pathan Dr se: Mujhe Bimari Hy Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti Sone K Bad Nend Nhi Ati Kam Kron To Thak Jata Hun Dr:- Sari Raat Dhoop Mein Betho Theek Ho jao ge,,

jAAN nikal jati hai

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy? Girl:- miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Kya aap Close Up karte hain?

Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?

BV Chahiye

Beta Apni Ammi Se: Ammi Mujhey Dukh Den Tention Den Barbad Kar Den Merey Pichhey Bhoot Laga Den Ammi Ne Kaha Kaminay Shortcut Main Bol Na “BV Chahiye”

Wah Faraz wah

Wah Faraz wah, Aankhon men nammi thi aur Vitamins ki kammi thi, . . . .. . Jis se sari raat baat ki wo girl friend ki ammi thi :

Mere pair zameen par na rahe

SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

Jan Jan Jan…

Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Chor Do Mobile ki Mere sMs K Deewano Har Waqt Mobile Hath Men Liye Mere sMs Ka Wait Karty ha!

Kintna padhe ho

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..

Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye

Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye, . . Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye, tO, tO, tO, ,, ??? (“.) JL tO Me Kya KrOon? “KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉

6 Inch ka hai.

6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..   Nahi Samjhay?????   Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p

puttar andar se mre daant le aa..

Dada: puttar andar se mre daant le aa.. pota: par dada g abi to roti nae paki.. dada: puttar roti nae khani.. samne wali buddhi nu smile deni hy..:-D

My nights are becoming sleepless

My nights are becoming sleepless, My days r becoming restless. So i asked god,”Is this love?” God said,”Idiot…Garmi shuru ho gayi!”

Sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.

Sab se mashoor cheez

Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le gaye.