21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Kya ho gai khata hamse, Jo sms aana band hai, Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya, Mobile connection band hai.
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Mom & Son
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One,…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. :p
To make a best seller
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Always smile
Always smile ,you know why? B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! … Muskurao!…Kya Pata… Kal Daant ho na ho!… Keep smiling!
Zehar hai ki pyar …..
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing: “zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !”
Saturday ko free rehna
Saturday ko free rehna Koi program mat banana I want 2meet u tumhain kahin le jana hai Plz na mat karna or kisi ko batana mat k tmhain POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai 🙂
A lady delivered twins
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha,
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm” :p
Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
ustaad 10 fruits k naam batao
Ustaad : 10 fruits k naam batao… Pathan: 5 kelay, 5 malte… 🙂
Higher Studies Man !!!
Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what she was doing. She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
Ae eman waalo! Yad rakho!
Ae eman waalo! Yad rakho! *.*__Π____*.*/_____/Δ\*.*l___Ω_.*. Wo Ghar, Zamin pr *Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga jis ghr ki *main baho banu gi.
1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon
1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day… Dost hi dost k kam aata hai… Dosra Memon: Yeh 20 rupees lay riksha ker aur purse lai aa…..
Kabhi Kabhi meray dil main khiyal ata hai…
Kabhi Kabhi meray dil main khiyal ata hai ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 100 ka load kerwao to 85 kiyon ata hai????[:o]
Johny Johny rhyme in Hyderabadi style
Jaani Jaani Ji Abba, Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa, Jhoot bolra re, Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. 🙂
Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain …
Sawal!!!! Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain jahan insan kabhi nahi marta???? Guess…. Ok i ‘ll tell u 1:Jannat 2:Dozakh Aur 3:Star plus 🙂
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this? Rani replied idiot it was a miss call.
Din ko neend nahi aati
Din ko neend nahi aati Rat ko chain nahi aata Maine dil se pocha kiya yeh pyar hai??? Dil bola…Nahi aj kal load shedding ki waja se sabka yehi hal hai…
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS