tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy ZARDARI:Nhi NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy NAWAZ:Yes ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne….
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. 🙂
1 molvi khutba dety hu
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki Ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hen, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hen k unka jism saf nazar ata hen, unki tangen nazr ati hen, unki kamr nazr aati hen, unky jism k hr jagah saf waazea hote hen.. Peche se awaz I…. Molvi…
If u r in LOVE….
If u r in LOVE…. press down…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tehar jao abhi tumhari AMMI ko batati hon!!!!!!!!
Best sms of 1936………..
Best sms of 1936……….. Tab mobile tha kiya???????????????? Kabhi to thora dimagh ka istimal kerliya karo Bas sms perhne ki aag lagi hoti hai.. 🙂
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
In stars ko count karo……
In stars ko count karo * * * * * *SENDER NAME * * * * * * * Oh Sorry!!! Bech main superstar ka nam agaya….! Khair Ab edit ker k apne jaise junior artist ka naam mat dal dena 🙂
Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho..
Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho Garam bistar main kambal orhe tum pass ho Meray hont tumhain chone ko tarsen Kash aise her rat ho I LOVE ? ? ? “TAPAL TEA” 🙂
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?????
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? . . . . . . . . . . “VICKS” Kyon k VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas. 🙂
Ek Tha Raja,
Ek Tha Raja, Ek Thi Rani, Dono Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani, Niche Kya Lash Dhund Rahe Ho? Bolana Khatam Kahani… 🙂
1 press reporter hospital mein
1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha… “Aap kese zakhmi hue?” ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”, Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?” Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya…
Exams ke 4 din pehle…
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai*:)
Kabhi Shehar Jana Kabhi Gaon Jana Kabhi edhar Jana Kabhi udhar Jana Shaahi Sawari bhej Raha hon Maza Na Aaye utar Jana (\ /) /. . ) “^—-;”; \,,/”( , , ) // \\ // \\ CNG Petrol Disel kuch nahi Sirf 10 rupe ka Ghaans khilana. pura din chalana
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty…
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay. AGR cornetto”k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua.. 5 rupay wali “KULFI” hi khila jaaty 😉
Mera Khyal Rkhna…
Mri Khushi Ki Khatir Khud Ko Sanbhal Rkhna Usny Kaha Tha Mjse Apna khyal Rkhna Is Bat Ka Taqaza Mjse Jo Kr Raha Tha Kia Uska Haq Nhi Tha Mera Khyal Rkhna
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Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani…
Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani k din phir se yad kr k manane ka socha. unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir drya kinare milange. Dada jaldi uth kr tiar ho kr, gulab le kr kinare pohncha, boht dair hogye Dadi nahi i, wo ghuse mey ghr aya, or…
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain
Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy-Long Drive Per. Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya. Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
FARAZ ki pitai
Hogai Karachi university mein FARAZ ki pitai… Kyon k railly thi jamiat ki or wo keh raha tha… Altaf Bhai.” ” Altaf Bhai.””
A song 4 u…
A song 4 u .. ..! Agar tum mil jao . . . tumhari taangein tor deinge hum… Tumhain paa kar.. Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!. Bas tum mil jao.
Aisa kalyug aayega
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.
RUKHSTI k time
RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.
Aey chal chal hawa aane de
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, Wohi main tumhe kehta hun, Aey chal chal hawa aane de
Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Why I SMS U
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon pe nahi balke bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai? . . . Ji haan aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya . . Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai
Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
jAAN nikal jati hai
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy? Girl:- miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
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