Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Height of Misunderstanding!
Height of Misunderstanding! Bivi ghusay men: “Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun” Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay. Bivi wapas atay huey, “Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey…
Saali baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
Dost me aap jaisa…
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi Sagar se gahara koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
Why don’t dogs marry?
Why don’t dogs marry? – – – – – Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Purane b chal jaien ge…
14 August aa raha hy Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun Plz Ghar me jitny b 10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 K note hen mujy bej den,purane b chal jaien ge.
Darne ki kya baat hai
Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
Paanch rupya de de
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de! Husband to his wife: De de, Dede tujhe sundari bola hai toh har haal mein yeh andha hai.
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. 🙂
Millat ka paasban hai…
Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai, – – – – – – – Lekin aaj nahi aaya, – – – – – – Kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai.
Types of calls
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity. Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha 😛
Wo kaun hai?
Wo kaun hai? Jo ishq me hai? Jo mann me hai? Jo dil me hai? Magar dhadkan me nahi? Jyada soch mat stupid Vo hai ‘Amir khan’
Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
Sochti hon k ….
Sochti hon k yeh daulat yeh bangla yeh car yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram yeh bank balance sab chor k kahin chali jaon laikin phir sochti hon k * * * * * Pehle yeh sab milay to sahi… [:)]
Agar pyaar aapse pyar kare
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Musibaton Ka Muqabla…
“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.
Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
Meri yaad aye,”yaad karo”. Zyada aye ,”sms karo”. Ussey zyada aye ,”phone karo”. Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo, Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to, Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
Shadi Me BMW Mili He…
1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan: Abay Gadhe BMW Ka Matlab He Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Jo “colgate” karte ho?
Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste ho, Kya samjhte ho, Aap akele hi, Jo “colgate” karte ho?
What is so interesting?
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
Go Nawaz Go
Go Nawaz go, Go Shehbaz go, yeh message 20 logon ko send karo aaj raat Maryam Nawaz ap kay khawab main ayegi 1 dost nay jhoot samjha & yeh msms aagy fwd naheen kia tha… raat ko us k khuwab main Gullu Butt agaya tha
Be extra careful…..
. Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai. . . . . . . . *Happy Eid in Advance*:-…
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
When Heart fails..
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
There is an earthquake
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
“PIYASA CROW”…..
“PIYASA CROW” Once din he was piyasa.He finding paani.But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungle.He was vekhiya one gharra.Magar paani was thora. He sochya ek plane.He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come.He drank ji bhar k. Moral:thori si mehnat se english…
Santa’s Slam book
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I m on tour.
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Hindi Funny SMS