Inzimam don’t understand english
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done…
Jhak marte the kya…
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp, Graham bell used 2 study in candle, shakespear used 2 study in stret lite. Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata.. sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi ho gai hai. Meri (-,-) ok _//_
You are genius…
I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying “Sender is cool and reader is fool” U got angry and replied “Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain. . Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ? . Ab humain aisy papers chahien.. . Total marks.50 Choose the best MCQ’s, 1.Tery mast mast_____ nain. (3,5,2) 2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley. muni,kaki,bachi . . 3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya. sudhar,bigr,ujar…
Bahut maar padi thi
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.
Maa ki Pyari si BAHU ;)
Puchta Hy Jab Koi K Dunya Mei Mohabbat Hy Kahan Muskura Deta Hoon Mein Or Yaad AJati Hy mjhy MAa Ki Pyari Si BAHU 😀 🙂
Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Gila kapda marna hai
Power house company mein ek job hai, Salary RS. 20000. Karni hai to reply karo…. Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai, Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.
SMS ka khatra
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
Speak in english please
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English. Lady : Sir I no speak English. Dr. : Try please. Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Girl demanded for icecream
Girl demanded for Icecream.. boy purchased it,.. Girl: Thank u.. Boy: Only thank u..?? Girl : u want kiss na,,? Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… 😉
Good morning…
Go oo oo oo o oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo o ¿ OL GAPPE kitne TASTY Hote h, hen na! Tmko kya lga Go0d mOrNiNg aur wo b is time…
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!!
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!! . . Because It Takes Courage To Wear The Same Cloths For A Week & Still Think, . . . . “Abhi To Kapde Thik Thak Hain, 2 Din Aur Chalenge..!!” 😉 😛 :!!
Main padhta nahi
Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi, Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi, Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du, Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu, Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi, Issiliye ghar…
Pizza hut ka opposite
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza hatna mat
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Humne uski doli sajai hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya? Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain . . . . . . . . Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi Wah!kia larki thi Wife:Akeli aye hogi? Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata? Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
Sandle badi bhari thi
Woh aankh badi pyaari thi, Jo humne usse mari thi, Woh sandle badi bhari thi, Jo usne hume mari thi, Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar, Hume toh aankh ki bimari thi.
Jahan dard vahan
Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan ishq, Jahan ishq vahan judai, Jahan judai vahan dard, Jahan dard vahan jandu balm, Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao Good Night
Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Gayab kaise hua
1 Mara hua aadmi, Ghar se gayab, Kaise hua? – – – – – – – Janneke liye dekhiye, – – – – – – – C.I.D.
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war karti hai, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Ushe kaminapan kehte hein
Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein, Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein, Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein, Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
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Hindi Funny SMS