16 ghantey biwi k bas me
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-( or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)
Cholestrol free
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab? Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Maalgadi
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…? – – – – – – – – – – Maalgadi..!!!
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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
HARPIC use karne ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Babool se fresh rakhne ka, Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Life of a college student
Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi Exam hai, tension nahi Padhna hai, mood nahi.
Oye hans kyun raha hai?
Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda! !
Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
You r selected
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Gadi wala mar gaya kya..
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water. Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
Bahut kharcha ho gaya
Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se dekha Aur bola…. Maa kasam bahut kharcha ho gaya.
Ladki
Yeh ladki… – – – Uffff… – – – Ya allah… – – – ItnI sundar… – – – Haye… – – – ItnI smart… – – – Oye hoye… – – – ItnI mast… – – – Haye main mar janwan… – – – ItnI cute… – – –…
Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji keheta hai, “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Student’s problem
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
Donkey accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
Exam at the door
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Small things in Life hurts a lot…
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot… If you don’t agree with me…. Then – – – – – – – – TRY SITTING ON A PIN
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya iqrar bhi kiya magar na mila pyar na aetbar na izhar sirf mili haar aur jhooton ki maar
suna hai aapki ek muskan pe
Suna hai aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai…. So please keep SMILING to reduce population.
ye waqt nahi rone ka
1 larki delivery k wqt ronay lgi toDR.FARAZ bole Ye waqt ni rone ka ye waqt hy kaka hone ka Us wqt q ni roti thi jb japhiya pa k soti thi.
lagta hai pahunch gai
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar ho
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de, Baki Main Dekh Lunga…:D’
ye waqt guzar jayega
ye waqt guzar jayega , shadi kar k koi tumse baandh diya jayega , abhi bhi waqt hay kisi ko patalo , warna kisi ka pataya hua maal tumko thama diya jayega
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