do u knw
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?
Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.
Ek Bewafa Ki Yad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya . . Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya. Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.
umrao jaan
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….
dil do dil do ek ko
Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko, Par Do Kisi Nek Ko. Prasad Nahi Hai Ki Baaton Har Ek Ko
hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi hoti hai
Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai, Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai, Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai
pyaar karo to kisi ek se karo
Pyaar Karo To Kisi Ek Se Karo, Orr Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karo, Sacha Pyar Milna Bohat Kathin Hai, Kam Se Kam Try To Har Ekk Pe Karo.
humari nighaon se
shq Ko Dard-E-Sar Kahne Wale Sune, Humne Bhi Ye Dard Apne Sar Le Liya Humari Nighaon Se Bachkar Wo Kaha Jayenge, Humne To Unke Mohalle Mein Hi Ghar Le Liya
chikni chameli
Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, . . . . Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi, . . . . Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi, . . Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi, Tab Patta Chala Yaaro, Wo Us Area Ki, . . . Chikni Chameli Thi…
romantic mode
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)
Qatil
Ada Qatil, Nigah Qatil, Zuban Qatil, Bayan Qatil, Bata Qatil, Kahan Jaon? Jahan Jaon Wahan Qatil…
Chand alfaz
MOST IMPORTANT Chand alfaz apki puri zindagi tabah kar sakte hen, Jaise k, . . . . “Qabool Hai! “Qabool Hai” “Qabool Hai” 😉 🙂
Bakwaas Status
!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ??? Student : Sir 9 Hathi Teacher : Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala??? Student : Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi…
Bachi Bindas
Yahan Hr Larkay Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FARAZ;;;;;;;;;; Khud Bhale Lallu Pnju Ho Lekn Bachi Bindas Chahiye (”,)/” <|| > aby mun to dholay meeeelay.
Papa hi utarte hain
Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar Aaj Bhi Papa Hi Utarte Hain…
Molvi,, sheela ki jawani
1 Molvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi? Molvi: “Pagal k Bache Me is ko Nafrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hn”;-)-
YA ALLAH
YA Allah! Jin logon ne mjhe aj Sms ni kiya, Jb wo aj garam Pani sy Nhaen tu Achanak Thanda a Jaye “AmeEn”:-P
Lawyer
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Male or female
Witness: “He was about medium height and had a beard.” Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?”
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Ap ko mri kon si
Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy? jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai? . . . . Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
I can Prove,
I can Prove, that My Friends are Perfect: BECAUSE,,,,, I’M The Best Example Of their Choice:):) Taliyaaaa………
Sunny day
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
E-mail & Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Khopri istemal karo
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo Sirf ek bar.. December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do, Woh bhegi bhegi ratein, Woh haseen lamhaat, Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar, Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar, Jub tum ne.. Kaha tha! Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Agar bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho.. – – – – – – thoda aur aage… – – – – – – nahi dikhi – – – – – – HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Kuttay ki maut
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge, Tumhari aane wali sari naslain, Kuttay ki maut marengi, Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge! – – – – – – – Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
Tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor the Boys are comfortable !!
“B.Com final year”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”
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