Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Agar muskurana ho to
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Tere dil mein rahenge
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar, Dhadkano mein rahenge ringtone bankar, Kabhi apne dil se juda mut samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge network bankar!
Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Bhakt aur Bhagwan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi
Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana peena Girl:Yes Boy:Star plus Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!
Kunware hum bhi nahin
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
Son’s math problem
Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring road ko mod dunga Sahid gate fod dunga Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Kutte ka cake
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai
Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola begum “sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum? begum “1 dum admi “to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Mother night wishes
English Mother- Good night dear Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta Muslim Mother-Shaba khair Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja 😀 :p
Pant kis ki hai
Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ? Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?
Inzimam don’t understand english
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done…
Jhak marte the kya…
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp, Graham bell used 2 study in candle, shakespear used 2 study in stret lite. Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata.. sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
You are genius…
I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying “Sender is cool and reader is fool” U got angry and replied “Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi ho gai hai. Meri (-,-) ok _//_
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain. . Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ? . Ab humain aisy papers chahien.. . Total marks.50 Choose the best MCQ’s, 1.Tery mast mast_____ nain. (3,5,2) 2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley. muni,kaki,bachi . . 3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya. sudhar,bigr,ujar…
Bahut maar padi thi
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.
Maa ki Pyari si BAHU ;)
Puchta Hy Jab Koi K Dunya Mei Mohabbat Hy Kahan Muskura Deta Hoon Mein Or Yaad AJati Hy mjhy MAa Ki Pyari Si BAHU 😀 🙂
Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
SMS ka khatra
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
Gila kapda marna hai
Power house company mein ek job hai, Salary RS. 20000. Karni hai to reply karo…. Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai, Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.
Speak in english please
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English. Lady : Sir I no speak English. Dr. : Try please. Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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