arz kiya hai……
Arz Kiya Hai…. Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Naacha,Ki Langda Ho Gaya!!
ek hasena per nigaahe thahri thi
Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi, uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi, Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte, phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please” The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
Can u answer this question
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
apka mobile kis k pas tha?
Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha Aur woh barre Pyar se boli . . . . . . . . Is Call k leay…
bas been zoor di na wajain
Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye . . . Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola: Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay? . . Doctor: bas Been zoor di na wajain;->:-D
message sending fail
Pathan to his pathan friend Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao Kia kru? Dost ! Message sending fail likh kr bhej de Pathan ne aisa hi kia. Or reply aaya. “Ok”
lakin ab karin gay thoray ghor kay sath
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
16 ghantey biwi k bas me
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-( or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)
Cholestrol free
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab? Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Maalgadi
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…? – – – – – – – – – – Maalgadi..!!!
Some funny lines
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
HARPIC use karne ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Babool se fresh rakhne ka, Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Life of a college student
Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi Exam hai, tension nahi Padhna hai, mood nahi.
Oye hans kyun raha hai?
Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda! !
Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
You r selected
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Gadi wala mar gaya kya..
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water. Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
Bahut kharcha ho gaya
Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se dekha Aur bola…. Maa kasam bahut kharcha ho gaya.
Ladki
Yeh ladki… – – – Uffff… – – – Ya allah… – – – ItnI sundar… – – – Haye… – – – ItnI smart… – – – Oye hoye… – – – ItnI mast… – – – Haye main mar janwan… – – – ItnI cute… – – –…
Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji keheta hai, “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Student’s problem
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
Donkey accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
Exam at the door
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS