Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Girl demanded for icecream
Girl demanded for Icecream.. boy purchased it,.. Girl: Thank u.. Boy: Only thank u..?? Girl : u want kiss na,,? Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… 😉
Good morning…
Go oo oo oo o oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo o ¿ OL GAPPE kitne TASTY Hote h, hen na! Tmko kya lga Go0d mOrNiNg aur wo b is time…
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!!
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!! . . Because It Takes Courage To Wear The Same Cloths For A Week & Still Think, . . . . “Abhi To Kapde Thik Thak Hain, 2 Din Aur Chalenge..!!” 😉 😛 :!!
Main padhta nahi
Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi, Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi, Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du, Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu, Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi, Issiliye ghar…
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Pizza hut ka opposite
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza hatna mat
Humne uski doli sajai hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi Wah!kia larki thi Wife:Akeli aye hogi? Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata? Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya? Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain . . . . . . . . Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Sandle badi bhari thi
Woh aankh badi pyaari thi, Jo humne usse mari thi, Woh sandle badi bhari thi, Jo usne hume mari thi, Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar, Hume toh aankh ki bimari thi.
Jahan dard vahan
Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan ishq, Jahan ishq vahan judai, Jahan judai vahan dard, Jahan dard vahan jandu balm, Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao Good Night
Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Gayab kaise hua
1 Mara hua aadmi, Ghar se gayab, Kaise hua? – – – – – – – Janneke liye dekhiye, – – – – – – – C.I.D.
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war karti hai, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Ushe kaminapan kehte hein
Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein, Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein, Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein, Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
Koi pathar se na maare
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.
Chanta lag jai ga
Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga
Khushi K Lamhy….
KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai…… ….Faraz….. Abhi pankha chalaya hi ta k LIGHT chali gai…..!!!;-)
meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay
Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Whats the Coolest Thing;
Whats the Coolest Thing; About an Examination Hall?? . . . … … … ? . . . Its The Only Place Where; Boys can Openly Say to a Girl: “KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”
Mujse koi galti hogayi kya
Mujse koi galti ho gayi hai kya? Pichle 1 hafte se mujhe ignore kar rahe ho. – – – – plz aisa mat karo.. tumhara pyara.. – – – – – “SABUN” PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
Do be do be do
To be is to Do. -Socrates – – – To do is to Be. -Plato – – – Do be do BE do. -Scooby Doo
aur ayenge akhbar me
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain aur car me drive karungi… . . … . Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
Khud ko talash
1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen…. Thanks…!
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Attitude.
Attitude. Sir to Student: . Parhai karo varna koi Tumhe JoB nahe dega. … … … . . . Student to Sir: Parhai woh log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye, hum to job dein gay 🙂 😛
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