faraz ka aakhri shair
Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein —– Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay
kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae….. Paper ho par result na aye……. Class ho par teacher na aye…… Bus me baithe par college na jaye……. Picnic jae aur vapas na aye…… Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye……. Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae………
jab koi itna khas ban jaye
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
tum mari zindagi mein aise aaye
Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye, Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye, Jaise hari-bhari khet mein koi bhains daudi chali aayi.
Satyug aane wala hai
Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai
Don’t stop
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Miss-under-standing
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you – – – – – She is known as Miss-Under-Standing.
aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,,
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) …
ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?…
Photo lena hai
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
Kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Par kabhi socha na tha ki, Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
Enjoy with me
Come here to me.. Take off ur pants.. Get on top of me.. And enjoy me until u r totally satisfied.. – – – – – Hey what r u thinking about u dirty mind lovingly I’m urs TOILET!!!!
arz kiya hai……
Arz Kiya Hai…. Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Naacha,Ki Langda Ho Gaya!!
ek hasena per nigaahe thahri thi
Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi, uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi, Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte, phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please” The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
Can u answer this question
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
apka mobile kis k pas tha?
Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha Aur woh barre Pyar se boli . . . . . . . . Is Call k leay…
bas been zoor di na wajain
Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye . . . Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola: Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay? . . Doctor: bas Been zoor di na wajain;->:-D
message sending fail
Pathan to his pathan friend Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao Kia kru? Dost ! Message sending fail likh kr bhej de Pathan ne aisa hi kia. Or reply aaya. “Ok”
lakin ab karin gay thoray ghor kay sath
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
16 ghantey biwi k bas me
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-( or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)
Cholestrol free
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab? Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Maalgadi
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…? – – – – – – – – – – Maalgadi..!!!
Some funny lines
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
HARPIC use karne ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Babool se fresh rakhne ka, Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Life of a college student
Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi Exam hai, tension nahi Padhna hai, mood nahi.
Oye hans kyun raha hai?
Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda! !
Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
You r selected
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
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