Attitude.
Attitude. Sir to Student: . Parhai karo varna koi Tumhe JoB nahe dega. … … … . . . Student to Sir: Parhai woh log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye, hum to job dein gay 🙂 😛
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Jahan dosty wahin pyar,
Jahan dosti wahin pyar, jahan pyar wahin muhabat, jahan muhabat wahan judai, jahan judai wahin dard, aur jahan dard wahan 2 Goli Dispreen.häi na’,:)
Dukhon ka naas karen
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya Me to pyaasa hon Pepsi he pila do mujhko
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
Sanjivani buti la sakte ho
Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho, Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho, Nahi na – – – – – – – Beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota.
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!! Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Easy Load se shuru karte hain….
Larki: Aaj se Hmara Rishta khtm Hm ek dosry ko Sary Gift Wapis krte hen. Larka: Thek hy Easy Load se Shuru krte hen. Larki: Allaaaah Mazak kr rhi thi pagal.
Miss U yaroo
Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai . . Jesyyyy … . . . jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar 😀
khabardar miss call sehat ke liye,,,,,
Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
phool bina khushboo bekaar
Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapki website Bekaar!:)
JOBS Available….
JOBS Available. If u know Anybody who is in search of some good job in pakistan u can forward this sms to him/her. Salary Rs: 35,000 to 55,000/month Jobs Details: 1-Train ki headlight fuse ho gayi ha Usk agay moambatti le kr bhagna ha. (14seats) 2-Karachi me sahil pr samandar…
0nce there was a pukha kutta…
*pukha kutta* 0nce there was a pukha kutta He was very pukha He phiring loor loor He dekhya the shop of chacha feeka He chuked one botti from there And nassed away speeto speeet Jb he guzra from naalay aalay pul to He saw 1 hor kutta He become very…
Koi meri AMMI se pochay….
Suna hy. . . Miyaan aur Bevi 1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain…!!! , , , , , , , Koi meri AMMI se pochay, Mjse kab tak One wheeling karwani hay??? 😀 😀 😀
Ya Allah…..
Ya Allah…. Ye Safar ka Mahina hay. Is safar k Mahinay Mein Mujhy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HUMSAFAR Mil Jaye.:) Ameen
khuda bachaye hume in hasino se
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se, Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se, Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega.. hum KAMINO Se 🙂 Wah wah!!
1 bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!
pehli he raat ho gai barbadi
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->
faraz ka aakhri shair
Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein —– Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay
kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae….. Paper ho par result na aye……. Class ho par teacher na aye…… Bus me baithe par college na jaye……. Picnic jae aur vapas na aye…… Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye……. Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae………
jab koi itna khas ban jaye
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
tum mari zindagi mein aise aaye
Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye, Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye, Jaise hari-bhari khet mein koi bhains daudi chali aayi.
Satyug aane wala hai
Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai
Don’t stop
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Miss-under-standing
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you – – – – – She is known as Miss-Under-Standing.
aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,,
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) …
ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?…
Photo lena hai
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
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