Yaad Se Le Jana Baji
Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi. Larka: Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..? Larki: Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi Na Peela Ho Na Narangi Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho. Aur Haan Mein Ye…
limit of telling a lie ???
What is the maximum limit of telling a lie ??? . . . . A Chinese Girl looking into the mirror and singing… . . . “”Mere Mast Mast Do Nain””
Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
Boy To his Punjabii Girl Friend Honey your my world your my life i cant leave with out you I m noting with out you vll you Marry Me Punajabi Girl Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
No 1 Be-Izzati:
No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U… Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa…
ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha
Ejazat ho to tery chehray ko g bhar k daikh loon “DoSt” kafi din se ankhon ne “ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha….
meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay…
Girl to doctor: meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay, mera rung bhi bohat gora hay, mein raat ko kia laga kar soya karoon? Doctor: KUNDI 😀
lekin ye to SEX book hay…
Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain? Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!
Aik thi billi
Aik thi billi Λ__Λ (=’;’= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)”-._, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. 😛 🙂
Kamee
Ye udasss Chehraa 🙁 🙁 Ye ankhon me nami hy 🙁 🙁 Needo Pia Karo baitaa 😛 😛 Ye Calcium ki Kamii hy 🙂 😀
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen. . Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga: “Kyun larrh rahi ho? Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.” . . Phir . . Phir…
Dunya khatm ho jaye gi…..
Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy
Award winning answr
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???” . . Award winning answr: “Apna BACHHA”!
ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese? Beta Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…
Wife & Mobile
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**
Girls hostel mein fine
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Singer toh mar gaya
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
Santa fell out of window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain
I must have escaped
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Funny sms
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?”
Oh my lovely
I need you… I love you… I can’t go anywhere without you… Oh my lovely… … … … … … Shoes !
Hutch is still following me
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
I can read my handwriting
Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t? A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.
Go to hell
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
We are surrounded
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!
Daddy becomes mummy
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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