Gadi wala mar gaya kya..
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water. Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
Bahut kharcha ho gaya
Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se dekha Aur bola…. Maa kasam bahut kharcha ho gaya.
Ladki
Yeh ladki… – – – Uffff… – – – Ya allah… – – – ItnI sundar… – – – Haye… – – – ItnI smart… – – – Oye hoye… – – – ItnI mast… – – – Haye main mar janwan… – – – ItnI cute… – – –…
Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji keheta hai, “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
Student’s problem
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
Donkey accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
Exam at the door
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Small things in Life hurts a lot…
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot… If you don’t agree with me…. Then – – – – – – – – TRY SITTING ON A PIN
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya iqrar bhi kiya magar na mila pyar na aetbar na izhar sirf mili haar aur jhooton ki maar
suna hai aapki ek muskan pe
Suna hai aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai…. So please keep SMILING to reduce population.
ye waqt nahi rone ka
1 larki delivery k wqt ronay lgi toDR.FARAZ bole Ye waqt ni rone ka ye waqt hy kaka hone ka Us wqt q ni roti thi jb japhiya pa k soti thi.
lagta hai pahunch gai
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar ho
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de, Baki Main Dekh Lunga…:D’
ye waqt guzar jayega
ye waqt guzar jayega , shadi kar k koi tumse baandh diya jayega , abhi bhi waqt hay kisi ko patalo , warna kisi ka pataya hua maal tumko thama diya jayega
do u knw
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?
Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.
Ek Bewafa Ki Yad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya . . Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya. Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.
umrao jaan
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….
dil do dil do ek ko
Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko, Par Do Kisi Nek Ko. Prasad Nahi Hai Ki Baaton Har Ek Ko
hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi hoti hai
Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai, Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai, Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai
pyaar karo to kisi ek se karo
Pyaar Karo To Kisi Ek Se Karo, Orr Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karo, Sacha Pyar Milna Bohat Kathin Hai, Kam Se Kam Try To Har Ekk Pe Karo.
humari nighaon se
shq Ko Dard-E-Sar Kahne Wale Sune, Humne Bhi Ye Dard Apne Sar Le Liya Humari Nighaon Se Bachkar Wo Kaha Jayenge, Humne To Unke Mohalle Mein Hi Ghar Le Liya
chikni chameli
Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, . . . . Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi, . . . . Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi, . . Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi, Tab Patta Chala Yaaro, Wo Us Area Ki, . . . Chikni Chameli Thi…
romantic mode
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)
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