Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Small things in Life hurts a lot…
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot… If you don’t agree with me…. Then – – – – – – – – TRY SITTING ON A PIN
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya
pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya iqrar bhi kiya magar na mila pyar na aetbar na izhar sirf mili haar aur jhooton ki maar
suna hai aapki ek muskan pe
Suna hai aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai…. So please keep SMILING to reduce population.
ye waqt nahi rone ka
1 larki delivery k wqt ronay lgi toDR.FARAZ bole Ye waqt ni rone ka ye waqt hy kaka hone ka Us wqt q ni roti thi jb japhiya pa k soti thi.
lagta hai pahunch gai
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar ho
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka Baap Bola-Beta 1 Bar Use Maa Keh de, Baki Main Dekh Lunga…:D’
ye waqt guzar jayega
ye waqt guzar jayega , shadi kar k koi tumse baandh diya jayega , abhi bhi waqt hay kisi ko patalo , warna kisi ka pataya hua maal tumko thama diya jayega
do u knw
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?
Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.
Ek Bewafa Ki Yad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya . . Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya. Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI.
umrao jaan
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….
dil do dil do ek ko
Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko, Par Do Kisi Nek Ko. Prasad Nahi Hai Ki Baaton Har Ek Ko
hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi hoti hai
Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai, Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai, Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai
pyaar karo to kisi ek se karo
Pyaar Karo To Kisi Ek Se Karo, Orr Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karo, Sacha Pyar Milna Bohat Kathin Hai, Kam Se Kam Try To Har Ekk Pe Karo.
humari nighaon se
shq Ko Dard-E-Sar Kahne Wale Sune, Humne Bhi Ye Dard Apne Sar Le Liya Humari Nighaon Se Bachkar Wo Kaha Jayenge, Humne To Unke Mohalle Mein Hi Ghar Le Liya
chikni chameli
Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, . . . . Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi, . . . . Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi, . . Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi, Tab Patta Chala Yaaro, Wo Us Area Ki, . . . Chikni Chameli Thi…
romantic mode
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)
Qatil
Ada Qatil, Nigah Qatil, Zuban Qatil, Bayan Qatil, Bata Qatil, Kahan Jaon? Jahan Jaon Wahan Qatil…
Chand alfaz
MOST IMPORTANT Chand alfaz apki puri zindagi tabah kar sakte hen, Jaise k, . . . . “Qabool Hai! “Qabool Hai” “Qabool Hai” 😉 🙂
Bakwaas Status
!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ??? Student : Sir 9 Hathi Teacher : Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala??? Student : Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi…
Bachi Bindas
Yahan Hr Larkay Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FARAZ;;;;;;;;;; Khud Bhale Lallu Pnju Ho Lekn Bachi Bindas Chahiye (”,)/” <|| > aby mun to dholay meeeelay.
Papa hi utarte hain
Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar Aaj Bhi Papa Hi Utarte Hain…
Molvi,, sheela ki jawani
1 Molvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi? Molvi: “Pagal k Bache Me is ko Nafrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hn”;-)-
YA ALLAH
YA Allah! Jin logon ne mjhe aj Sms ni kiya, Jb wo aj garam Pani sy Nhaen tu Achanak Thanda a Jaye “AmeEn”:-P
Lawyer
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Male or female
Witness: “He was about medium height and had a beard.” Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?”
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Ap ko mri kon si
Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy? jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai? . . . . Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
I can Prove,
I can Prove, that My Friends are Perfect: BECAUSE,,,,, I’M The Best Example Of their Choice:):) Taliyaaaa………
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS