I can Prove,
I can Prove, that My Friends are Perfect: BECAUSE,,,,, I’M The Best Example Of their Choice:):) Taliyaaaa………
Sunny day
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
E-mail & Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Khopri istemal karo
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo Sirf ek bar.. December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do, Woh bhegi bhegi ratein, Woh haseen lamhaat, Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar, Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar, Jub tum ne.. Kaha tha! Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Agar bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho.. – – – – – – thoda aur aage… – – – – – – nahi dikhi – – – – – – HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Kuttay ki maut
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge, Tumhari aane wali sari naslain, Kuttay ki maut marengi, Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge! – – – – – – – Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
Tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor the Boys are comfortable !!
“B.Com final year”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Ek se Dus…
Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi. Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!
6 Inch ka hai
6 Inch ka hai – – Size normal hai – – Mazboot hai – – Zyadaa mota bhi nahi hai. – – 2 Larkiyan dekh chuki hain – – Lena hai toh bolo? – – Full time masti – – Non stop fun Mera – – LG kg195 Moblie.
Kahi dekha hai
A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai! After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!
Santa & Banta
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
Kursi nahi hai
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi. Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Machchhar ki kasam
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!
He was dead
Lawyer: “And what did he do then?” Witness: “He came home, and next morning he was dead.” Lawyer: “So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?”
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Sab do din ke masti hai
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar Sab do din ke masti hai Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
SMS karke paap karta hun
Mandir mein jap karta hun, Masjid mein addab karta hun, Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun, Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.
Yeh kya hai
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai? Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.
Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby? Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice. John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Don’t play with my life
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.
What upset you?
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Ulte latka do
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
Oye! higher studies yaar
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
Serve without dressing
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
Roses are red
Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I have Flu, You Are My Headache I Will Kill You…
Mere papa bahut darpok hain
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
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