Qatil
Ada Qatil, Nigah Qatil, Zuban Qatil, Bayan Qatil, Bata Qatil, Kahan Jaon? Jahan Jaon Wahan Qatil…
Chand alfaz
MOST IMPORTANT Chand alfaz apki puri zindagi tabah kar sakte hen, Jaise k, . . . . “Qabool Hai! “Qabool Hai” “Qabool Hai” 😉 🙂
Bakwaas Status
!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ??? Student : Sir 9 Hathi Teacher : Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala??? Student : Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi…
Bachi Bindas
Yahan Hr Larkay Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FARAZ;;;;;;;;;; Khud Bhale Lallu Pnju Ho Lekn Bachi Bindas Chahiye (”,)/” <|| > aby mun to dholay meeeelay.
Papa hi utarte hain
Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar Aaj Bhi Papa Hi Utarte Hain…
Molvi,, sheela ki jawani
1 Molvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi? Molvi: “Pagal k Bache Me is ko Nafrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hn”;-)-
YA ALLAH
YA Allah! Jin logon ne mjhe aj Sms ni kiya, Jb wo aj garam Pani sy Nhaen tu Achanak Thanda a Jaye “AmeEn”:-P
Lawyer
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Male or female
Witness: “He was about medium height and had a beard.” Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?”
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Ap ko mri kon si
Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy? jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai? . . . . Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
I can Prove,
I can Prove, that My Friends are Perfect: BECAUSE,,,,, I’M The Best Example Of their Choice:):) Taliyaaaa………
Sunny day
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
E-mail & Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Khopri istemal karo
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo Sirf ek bar.. December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do, Woh bhegi bhegi ratein, Woh haseen lamhaat, Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar, Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar, Jub tum ne.. Kaha tha! Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Agar bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho.. – – – – – – thoda aur aage… – – – – – – nahi dikhi – – – – – – HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Kuttay ki maut
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge, Tumhari aane wali sari naslain, Kuttay ki maut marengi, Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge! – – – – – – – Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
Tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor the Boys are comfortable !!
“B.Com final year”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Ek se Dus…
Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi. Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!
6 Inch ka hai
6 Inch ka hai – – Size normal hai – – Mazboot hai – – Zyadaa mota bhi nahi hai. – – 2 Larkiyan dekh chuki hain – – Lena hai toh bolo? – – Full time masti – – Non stop fun Mera – – LG kg195 Moblie.
Kahi dekha hai
A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai! After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!
Santa & Banta
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
Kursi nahi hai
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi. Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Machchhar ki kasam
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!
He was dead
Lawyer: “And what did he do then?” Witness: “He came home, and next morning he was dead.” Lawyer: “So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?”
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Sab do din ke masti hai
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar Sab do din ke masti hai Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
SMS karke paap karta hun
Mandir mein jap karta hun, Masjid mein addab karta hun, Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun, Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS