Who is lecturer
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….?
Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … * Girl: Principal ke paas….. * Boy: Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? * Girl: Bewakuf Chutti mangne…. 😀
Report card
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
Great boxer
Great boxer said, Sometimes words are not enough . . . . . A punch is necessary 😛
Practice makes man
Practice makes man prefect:), Den wat about Women???? … any guesses???? She is born perfect,,, . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi, Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage,,,,,, Isi liye post kar diya 😀 🙂
Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . . . . . . . . Convert it Into Pakistani Currency & Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.:)))
Girlzs b4 going 2 party.
Girlzs b4 going 2 party…. Facial Bleach Waxing Hair …Curlin Threading Scrubing Moisturising done &puts on Lipstik Lipgloss Lipliner Perfume Body toner Body lotion Eye liner Eye shadow Eye maskara Foundation Face powder Rings Bracelets Neckless Nail paint Nail shadow and Says- “Yar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni,…
Aakhri khahish
Judge: Aakhri khahish batao? Mujrim: Apki Beti se Shadi, 1 Mobile Nokia N73, 5 Karor Rupy, U.S.A ka VIZA, 2 Saal ka Haneymoon, 6,7 Bache jo aap ko Nana or muje Papa kahen, Or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, us k baad aap jo Fesla do Mujhe Manzor…
Girls and boys in Exam
7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge d Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra Sheet 7. Again Keep Writing Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall: 1. Count d No of Girls 2.…
Yaad Se Le Jana Baji
Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi. Larka: Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..? Larki: Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi Na Peela Ho Na Narangi Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho. Aur Haan Mein Ye…
limit of telling a lie ???
What is the maximum limit of telling a lie ??? . . . . A Chinese Girl looking into the mirror and singing… . . . “”Mere Mast Mast Do Nain””
Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
Boy To his Punjabii Girl Friend Honey your my world your my life i cant leave with out you I m noting with out you vll you Marry Me Punajabi Girl Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
No 1 Be-Izzati:
No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U… Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa…
ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha
Ejazat ho to tery chehray ko g bhar k daikh loon “DoSt” kafi din se ankhon ne “ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha….
meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay…
Girl to doctor: meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay, mera rung bhi bohat gora hay, mein raat ko kia laga kar soya karoon? Doctor: KUNDI 😀
lekin ye to SEX book hay…
Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain? Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!
Aik thi billi
Aik thi billi Λ__Λ (=’;’= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)”-._, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. 😛 🙂
Kamee
Ye udasss Chehraa 🙁 🙁 Ye ankhon me nami hy 🙁 🙁 Needo Pia Karo baitaa 😛 😛 Ye Calcium ki Kamii hy 🙂 😀
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen. . Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga: “Kyun larrh rahi ho? Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.” . . Phir . . Phir…
Dunya khatm ho jaye gi…..
Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy
Award winning answr
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???” . . Award winning answr: “Apna BACHHA”!
ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese? Beta Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…
Wife & Mobile
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**
Girls hostel mein fine
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Singer toh mar gaya
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
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