Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Way of Transferring
– There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. – It’s called marriage.
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? – Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
In the exam hall
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
God made U and is called Cartoon.
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made U and is called Cartoon.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Hamara bhi bank balance hota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
All about marriage
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki, Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye. Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki, Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Weight kitna hai
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Hazaron ka kya hoga?
Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Chand mat kahiye
Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
Utrega kaise?
Khud ko kar buland itna Key Himalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche Aur Log tujh say puchhe Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise
Yeh student ki pehchan ha
Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan hai Parhna isey aata nahi Class kabhi jata nahi Canteen iss ki jaan hai Yeh student ki pehchan hai Jalson mein sab se aage hain Naron mein sab se aagey…
Reaction of girls
Reaction of girls when they loose their purse: Poor girls: My money! Rich girls: My debit card! Beautiful girl: O shit! us mein “Sayeed” ki photo thi!
Mile tujhe ek smart si Dulhan
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!
Kuch nahi hua tha
Year 1963 – – – Aug 3rd – – – Evening, 07:48 – – – Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Sab se pehele kiss karo
Sab se pehele kiss karo Bister par leta do Phir dono tange uper utha kar Niche haath laga kar dekho Bachhene ne susu kiya hai ya nahi.
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega. Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!
love letter likhte likhte
Yaade karte karte subah hogaye, love letter likhte likhte, ladki kisi aur ke saath nikalgayi.
Namo-namo patni maharani
Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani. Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho. Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave. Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove. Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.…
Bush aur laloo kya karte hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.
Help me father…
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me. Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
Naya model mil jata
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai? Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki, Thode din aur ruk jate to naya model mil jata.
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Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke…
Naya khamba lagaya hai
Ek paltu kutta gate ke samne khada rehta hai. Samne se ek kutta jata hai, use ke bad aur 2-3 kutte jate hai. Thodi der bad aur 4-5 kutte jate hai. Us se raha nahi jata ek kutte se puchta hai “bhai shab sab milke kaha ja rahe ho?” Dusra…
Three kinds of network in your life
Bechelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan. After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me. After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir. Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho.
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