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Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby? Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice. John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Don’t play with my life
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.
What upset you?
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Ulte latka do
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
Oye! higher studies yaar
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
Serve without dressing
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
Roses are red
Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I have Flu, You Are My Headache I Will Kill You…
Mere papa bahut darpok hain
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
Who is lecturer
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….?
Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … * Girl: Principal ke paas….. * Boy: Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? * Girl: Bewakuf Chutti mangne…. 😀
Report card
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
Great boxer
Great boxer said, Sometimes words are not enough . . . . . A punch is necessary 😛
Practice makes man
Practice makes man prefect:), Den wat about Women???? … any guesses???? She is born perfect,,, . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi, Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage,,,,,, Isi liye post kar diya 😀 🙂
Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . . . . . . . . Convert it Into Pakistani Currency & Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.:)))
Girlzs b4 going 2 party.
Girlzs b4 going 2 party…. Facial Bleach Waxing Hair …Curlin Threading Scrubing Moisturising done &puts on Lipstik Lipgloss Lipliner Perfume Body toner Body lotion Eye liner Eye shadow Eye maskara Foundation Face powder Rings Bracelets Neckless Nail paint Nail shadow and Says- “Yar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni,…
Aakhri khahish
Judge: Aakhri khahish batao? Mujrim: Apki Beti se Shadi, 1 Mobile Nokia N73, 5 Karor Rupy, U.S.A ka VIZA, 2 Saal ka Haneymoon, 6,7 Bache jo aap ko Nana or muje Papa kahen, Or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, us k baad aap jo Fesla do Mujhe Manzor…
Girls and boys in Exam
7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge d Empty Refill 5. Again Write 6. Ask for Extra Sheet 7. Again Keep Writing Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall: 1. Count d No of Girls 2.…
Yaad Se Le Jana Baji
Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi. Larka: Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..? Larki: Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi Na Peela Ho Na Narangi Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho. Aur Haan Mein Ye…
limit of telling a lie ???
What is the maximum limit of telling a lie ??? . . . . A Chinese Girl looking into the mirror and singing… . . . “”Mere Mast Mast Do Nain””
Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
Boy To his Punjabii Girl Friend Honey your my world your my life i cant leave with out you I m noting with out you vll you Marry Me Punajabi Girl Oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Englishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa””nnn
No 1 Be-Izzati:
No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U… Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa…
ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha
Ejazat ho to tery chehray ko g bhar k daikh loon “DoSt” kafi din se ankhon ne “ZAKOOTA JIN” nahi dekha….
meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay…
Girl to doctor: meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay, mera rung bhi bohat gora hay, mein raat ko kia laga kar soya karoon? Doctor: KUNDI 😀
lekin ye to SEX book hay…
Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain? Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!
Aik thi billi
Aik thi billi Λ__Λ (=’;’= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)”-._, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. 😛 🙂
Kamee
Ye udasss Chehraa 🙁 🙁 Ye ankhon me nami hy 🙁 🙁 Needo Pia Karo baitaa 😛 😛 Ye Calcium ki Kamii hy 🙂 😀
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