Asli ravan kaun?
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe! Toh asli ravan kaun?
Aankho mein Nami hai…
Arz kiya hai- Aap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami hai… – – – – – – – – – – TATA NAMAK Istemaal karo, Aap me iodine ki kami hai…!
Khayi bhi to hari mirchi hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas aab tak baki hai, Aankhe nam hai aur Saanso mein aag aab tak hain Aur kyo na ho… Khayi bhi to ‘hari mirchi, hai.
Good for health
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
Wireless network
American: Hamre yaha khudai ki to jamin se purane jamane ki pipe line aur tar mile. It means hamare yaha pahele se telephone ground network use karte the. To fir Indian bola: Yaar hamare yaha khudai to ki magar jamin se kuch nahi nikla. It means hamare yaha wireless network…
Missing baby
What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?
Swimming ke liye chanda
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai.. Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Kaam poora kiya karo
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon. Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Gadhey ki zaroorat
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
Kuch aur bhi pehena karo
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo, Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
No other man like me
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Different position
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Jitne channel TV ke
Jitne channel TV ke, Utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
Honestly…for nothing
First prisoner : What were you convicted for? Second prisoner : Nothing. First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
Cheque of kisses
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Train kya cheez hai
Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Heart attack
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have? Little Johny: A Heart attack
Agar aap andhe nahi hote
Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya. Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye sab sambhav nahi hota.
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye, Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!
Dekh ke so jana
Aaj – – – Raat – – – Theek – – – 12:59:59 Baje – – Ke – – – Baad – – – 01:00 Bajega! Dekh kar so jana.
Bhains ghus jaye
Tum meri jindagi mai kuch is tarah se aaye, Tum meri jindagi mai kuch is tarah se aaye, Jaise hare bhare khet mai bhains ghus jaye.
Kitne aadami thay
Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…
Girls problems
Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear, Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
English translation
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.
Jutte chappal churate hue
Na lakho mai, na hazaron mein, Na chand mai, na sitaron mein, Humne tumhe dekha hai, Jutte-chappal churate hue mandir-gurudware mai.
Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai
Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Har ladki ko line maro
Na pyar, na yaar, Na mohhabat, na dosti yaro, Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano, Na chandra-mukhi, na paro, Bas har ladki ko line maro.
Sadak ke eis par aur wus par…
Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.
Salla kutta jhoot bolta hai
Newton ne apple girte hue dekha aur gravity ka pata lagaya. Salla kutta jhoot bolta hai! 25 saal se hagta tha to kya goo upar jata tha?
Khandala mera gaon hai
Ped ke niche chav hai Khandala mera gaon hai Wade main jasie pav ha Nadi main terti naav hai Anarkali naam ki apun ki ek dav hai
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