Kyun shaadi karta hai
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai? Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…
Daru is like wife
What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…
Win a free trip
I LOVE YOU Send this msg to 10 girls n win a free trip to Ur nearest police station in luxury jeep Rahena Khana and body masaaz free. U will surely like it.
Drive main karungi
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi. Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…
Mera paisa nikal
Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal! Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator. Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!
Rough copy before final copy
Why were males created before females? Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Who is the Ravan
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman… You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman… Now who is Ravan?
Bhikari and kanjoos
Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai… Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
Khilone chhupa do
Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.
Phool hun Gulaab ka
Phool hun Gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna, Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
Customer and Waiter
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
Kabhi gola kabhi bum
Osama to big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you? Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.
tum barey ho k kia karo gey!
Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay? Student: shadi T: maira matlab hay kya banogay? S: Dulha T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay? S: dulhan T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay? S: bahu laon ga T: Stupid tumhary…
Usama asked Kajol,
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?” She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.” Then Kajol asked Usama,”what about U?” He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
Maine kaha dilruba
Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
Sardar chicken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga sardar tha..
Horror movie dekha
Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun si movie thi??? Husband: apni shaadi ki..
Exam ke saath cheat hai
Padai ke saath refreshment hai Exam ke saath cheat hai Aur har acchi ladki ke saath Yah to Uska bhai yah to koi boy friend hai.
A law permit
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Don’t take any chances
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Way of Transferring
– There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. – It’s called marriage.
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? – Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
In the exam hall
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
God made U and is called Cartoon.
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made U and is called Cartoon.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Hamara bhi bank balance hota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
All about marriage
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
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