Tery liye chand tare tak tood doo
Har khushi ko teri taraf mood doo. Tery liye chand tare tak tood doo, Khushiyoo k darwazey tere liye khol doo, Itna kaafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bol doon.
Do you know the full form of WIFE?
The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment
Zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile, Mujh se bhi acche yaar mile, Rakhi ko teri girlfriend, tujhe raakhi bandhe, Aur tujhe zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile.
The real meaning of GIRL…
The full form of GIRL: G = Ghost I = In R = Real L = Life
Pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam
Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam, Tasvir bhi utaar dali, aur likha yeh paigam, Zinda ya murda pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam.
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”. When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Prerana ke saath aparna aur komolika free dega…
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede, Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede, Bhagwan tujhe 1 ke badle 3 dega Anurag ki tarah prerana ke saath aparna aur komolika free dega…
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai, Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo. Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
hamshakal jurwan bachay…
2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha, Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch nahi papa, aaj mama…
Purush ke janhit mein jaari
Nari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana yaari, Jab laat maregi nari to yaad aayegi hamari, Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se janhit mein jaari.
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.
Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%
Biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Kutton se savdhan
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: “atithi devo bhava” Phir likha: shubh labh Phir likhne lage: U r welcome Aur ab likhte hain: kutton se savdhan
Perfect wife
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai
Mahobbat karle, karle Jawani bar bar nahi aati, Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai, Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.
Airlines slogan
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi
Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai Ap jab bhi koi kaam kerte hain Dil lagaker karte hain – – – – – Kiyonki – – – – – Kiyon ki – – – – – Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.
Mango man
Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man.
Shame
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don’t have shame? Santa: you are coming daily, You don’t have shame?
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani sur ek Khaali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi bhi.
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile. Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Saali tum bahut khati ho
Din me teri yaad bahut aati ho, Khawboo me aake satati ho, Sochta hu ki tume dinner pe bhulalu, Kya kahu saali tum bahut khati ho…
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Kaise pata chalega
Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega? Circuit: Bahut simple hai, jis jore me mard hans raha ho vo boy friend hai nahi to miya hai bas.
Baahar ki cheez mat khana
Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa And eat only aloo, why? Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”
My car starts from T
Santa : What is the name of ur car Lady : I forget its name but it starts from ‘T’. Santa : Oye teri to kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai Aur hamari ‘petrol’ se.
Paisa k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Phir bhi andho ke operation main paise kyu lag jata hai.
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