If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Nurse to bahut achhi hai
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Balance khatam? Ab kya karoge ? Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na… Main Batata hoon kya karna hai, Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do, Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Mobile and girlfriend
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Have a masala dream
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try Chilly Powder.
Woh toh baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi, Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi, Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.
Pyari behena sada khush rahena
Zindagi main kabhi tension mat lena, Bindas hoke i love you kehena, Agar rose ke badle sandal mile to kehena, Pyari behena sada khush rahena.
Difference
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Change dialy
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, So change ur underwear daily.
New underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Gandi ji k baal de
Azadi k din par meri dua hai k Allah ap ko quaid ki akal, Iqbal ki shakal, liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, nehru ki chal or Gandi ji k baal de Azadi day mubarak !
Pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai
Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai. Maa se ho to – MAMTA. Baap se ho to – KARTAVYA. Bhai se ho to – DHARM. Behn se ho to – FARZ. Aur Biwi se ho to . . Sonu Monu Chhotu Pappu…
Pagal insaan colgate istemaal kar
Tum dur sahi, majboor sahi, Par yaad tu har waqt aate ho. Tum saans waha par lete ho, Par baas yahan par aati hai. Pagal insaan colgate istemaal kar, Bas 5 rupaye ki aati hai.
Begum wife
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Kutte puch kyu hilate hai
Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab puch to kutte ko hila nai sakti na!
I am responsible
Free stay ? Free lunch ? Free dinner ? Free security ? Full rest ? To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say: “Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”
Tune phir fridge me susu kar diya
Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya. Mummy: Nalayak, tune phir fridge me susu kar diya.
Meri kyo dho raha hai
Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle… Suddenly lion comes ! Monu – Abe tu dar raha hai? Sonu – Nahi main nahi darta.. Monu – Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?
Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai..
Pyar vyar tou ek bahana hai. Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai.. Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yar. Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana, Zindagi mein sabko hasana, Dusman ko bhi gale lagana, Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana, Tapka denge saale ko.
2000 se kam nhi leti
Husband ne at 1st night Opened the ghungat gave rs.500 Munh dikhai, Wife said, tum mere husband ho is liye le leti hoo Warna main 2000 se kam nahi leti.
Beh rahi hai saaf kar lo
Kya aapko – – Pata hai k aapki – – In khubsoorat – – Aur piyari si – – Aankhon – – K nichey – – Jo naak hai… – – Beh rahi hai Saaf kar lo
Paani mein kuch gadbad hai
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Haso mat jawab do
Ek ghar me do gadhe rehte the Ek ka naam tha me gadha Dosre ka naam tha tu gadha Tu gadha ghar se chala gya Baki ghar me kaun bacha “Haso mat jawab do”
Yeh haath mujhe de de
When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, When emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
Behoosh ho gaye
Dekha jo tirchi nazar se to hum madhoosh ho gaye. Pata chala jab nazar hi tirchi hai to behoosh ho gaye.
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