Dost tu bhi sms likha kar
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega. Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!
love letter likhte likhte
Yaade karte karte subah hogaye, love letter likhte likhte, ladki kisi aur ke saath nikalgayi.
Namo-namo patni maharani
Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani. Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho. Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave. Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove. Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.…
Bush aur laloo kya karte hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.
Help me father…
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me. Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
Naya model mil jata
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai? Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki, Thode din aur ruk jate to naya model mil jata.
More IT shayris
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke…
Naya khamba lagaya hai
Ek paltu kutta gate ke samne khada rehta hai. Samne se ek kutta jata hai, use ke bad aur 2-3 kutte jate hai. Thodi der bad aur 4-5 kutte jate hai. Us se raha nahi jata ek kutte se puchta hai “bhai shab sab milke kaha ja rahe ho?” Dusra…
Three kinds of network in your life
Bechelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan. After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me. After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir. Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho.
Asli ravan kaun?
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe! Toh asli ravan kaun?
Aankho mein Nami hai…
Arz kiya hai- Aap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami hai… – – – – – – – – – – TATA NAMAK Istemaal karo, Aap me iodine ki kami hai…!
Khayi bhi to hari mirchi hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas aab tak baki hai, Aankhe nam hai aur Saanso mein aag aab tak hain Aur kyo na ho… Khayi bhi to ‘hari mirchi, hai.
Good for health
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
Wireless network
American: Hamre yaha khudai ki to jamin se purane jamane ki pipe line aur tar mile. It means hamare yaha pahele se telephone ground network use karte the. To fir Indian bola: Yaar hamare yaha khudai to ki magar jamin se kuch nahi nikla. It means hamare yaha wireless network…
Missing baby
What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?
Swimming ke liye chanda
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai.. Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Kaam poora kiya karo
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon. Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Gadhey ki zaroorat
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
Kuch aur bhi pehena karo
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo, Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
No other man like me
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Different position
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Jitne channel TV ke
Jitne channel TV ke, Utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
Honestly…for nothing
First prisoner : What were you convicted for? Second prisoner : Nothing. First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
Cheque of kisses
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Train kya cheez hai
Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Heart attack
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have? Little Johny: A Heart attack
Agar aap andhe nahi hote
Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya. Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye sab sambhav nahi hota.
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye, Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!
Dekh ke so jana
Aaj – – – Raat – – – Theek – – – 12:59:59 Baje – – Ke – – – Baad – – – 01:00 Bajega! Dekh kar so jana.
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Hindi Funny SMS