Bhains ghus jaye
Tum meri jindagi mai kuch is tarah se aaye, Tum meri jindagi mai kuch is tarah se aaye, Jaise hare bhare khet mai bhains ghus jaye.
Kitne aadami thay
Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…
Girls problems
Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear, Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
English translation
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.
Jutte chappal churate hue
Na lakho mai, na hazaron mein, Na chand mai, na sitaron mein, Humne tumhe dekha hai, Jutte-chappal churate hue mandir-gurudware mai.
Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai
Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Har ladki ko line maro
Na pyar, na yaar, Na mohhabat, na dosti yaro, Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano, Na chandra-mukhi, na paro, Bas har ladki ko line maro.
Sadak ke eis par aur wus par…
Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.
Salla kutta jhoot bolta hai
Newton ne apple girte hue dekha aur gravity ka pata lagaya. Salla kutta jhoot bolta hai! 25 saal se hagta tha to kya goo upar jata tha?
Khandala mera gaon hai
Ped ke niche chav hai Khandala mera gaon hai Wade main jasie pav ha Nadi main terti naav hai Anarkali naam ki apun ki ek dav hai
Tery liye chand tare tak tood doo
Har khushi ko teri taraf mood doo. Tery liye chand tare tak tood doo, Khushiyoo k darwazey tere liye khol doo, Itna kaafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bol doon.
Do you know the full form of WIFE?
The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment
Zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile, Mujh se bhi acche yaar mile, Rakhi ko teri girlfriend, tujhe raakhi bandhe, Aur tujhe zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile.
The real meaning of GIRL…
The full form of GIRL: G = Ghost I = In R = Real L = Life
Pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam
Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam, Tasvir bhi utaar dali, aur likha yeh paigam, Zinda ya murda pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam.
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”. When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Prerana ke saath aparna aur komolika free dega…
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede, Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede, Bhagwan tujhe 1 ke badle 3 dega Anurag ki tarah prerana ke saath aparna aur komolika free dega…
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai, Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo. Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
hamshakal jurwan bachay…
2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha, Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch nahi papa, aaj mama…
Purush ke janhit mein jaari
Nari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana yaari, Jab laat maregi nari to yaad aayegi hamari, Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se janhit mein jaari.
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.
Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%
Biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Kutton se savdhan
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: “atithi devo bhava” Phir likha: shubh labh Phir likhne lage: U r welcome Aur ab likhte hain: kutton se savdhan
Perfect wife
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai
Mahobbat karle, karle Jawani bar bar nahi aati, Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai, Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.
Airlines slogan
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi
Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai Ap jab bhi koi kaam kerte hain Dil lagaker karte hain – – – – – Kiyonki – – – – – Kiyon ki – – – – – Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.
Mango man
Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man.
Shame
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don’t have shame? Santa: you are coming daily, You don’t have shame?
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