How Can I?
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.
Aare bapre phir kya hua
Do dost ke bich takat ko leker bahut baat ho rahi thi. Ek dost bola: Tu janta hai meri dadaji kitne shaktisali aur balban the.Woh ekdin 10 fit ucchain se necche gir pade. Doosra dost bola: Aare bapre phir kya hua? Pehla dost bola: Mar gaya aur kya!
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikle Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
Sms karna mat chodo
Agar apko hum par gussa hai to h TAAJMAHEL ko fodo , CHARMINAR ko todo, QUTUBMINAR ko modo, TITANIC ko fevicol se jodo, Magar sms karna maat chodo.
Devdas at beer bar
Aaj didar, Kal yaar, Parso Pyaar, Phir ekrar, Phir intezar, Phir takrar, Phir darar, Sari mehnat bekar, or Aakhir mein ek or Devdas at beer bar.
Jab mai engineer tha
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
CHAND ne mjh se kaha…
CHAND ne mjh se kaha k tere sare dost kanjus nalaiq gareeb faqeer hain Mene usy ghuse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese howi . . . . . “SACH” Bolne ki 😉
Dar lagta hai
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Nusrat Bhoto k ghar beta hua to 1 shaks ne phocha ap tu bewa hain phir beta kese hua? Wo boli: Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
I like vegetable Roll…
Journalist to meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ?? Meera : Wesay To I like vegetable Roll, Lekin… HEN Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hoon 🙂
Bibi par essay
Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.
Teri aawaz
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.
Salary meri ho
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…..
I close my eyes
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I close my eyes.
Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN…
“PREM KAHANI” Wo b din thy, dil kehta tha U R ONLY MINE.. Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN.. Phr Hoye nikah-namay pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.. Kuch arsa lga hmen k EVERY THING IS FINE.. Phr apni is prem kahani me aya DECLINE.. Ab wo muje…
Apni saas lagti hai
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Saach aur Veham
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai? Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
Innocent jOke…
Innocent jOke. A child said to a pregnant lady “ye pait me kia he? Lady:is me mera pyara sa or cute sa baby he Child: itna pyara tha to khaya q “motti”?
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
“DRIVE SLOW”
– There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college.Why? – COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
“sMs” nhi krte ye to ‘MEMONO’ wala”Style hai.
Ap k “Chehry” pe Noor ki “Smile” hai Ap k pas “Mehnga” Mobile hai Ap k “Inbox” mein sMs ki “Lambi File” hai Phr b “sMs” nhi krte ye to ‘MEMONO’ wala”Style hai.
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai
Tohar sms jab awat hai, Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai. Badan ma gudgudi howat hai. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi, Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Tere liye chand kya Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho Ghar walo ko kya Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
True bravery
True bravery is to arrive home Fully drunk… A late night out… And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom) And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
If u have any problem!!!
Hiii If u have any problem!!! Mujhay batao I will help u…! If u don’t have any problem…! Abey yar mujhay bata… I will create problem…! Dost hotay kis liye hain 🙂
Mobile hai?
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Aqwal-e-Zarin….
Aqwal-e-Zarin: 3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai… 1. Balance. 2. Battery. 3. SMS Package.:-)
(Business Mind)
1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela hi Bheek maango ga;-) (Business Mind)
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya. Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL? DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty. Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u…
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