Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Ok A white horse fell in the mud
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi.. Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya… “Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena apni ammi k armaano ko khakh me na mila dena jo paise sabzi lene k liye milte hai un paiso se easy load na karwa lena 🙂
karan johar ka kamal
karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur parents Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.
Agar main apko sms bhejon …
Agar main apko sms bhejon … to iska matlab yeh nahi k ap bhi mujhay sms bhejain…. Ap mujhay, Pepsi Chips Juice Pizza Burger Fruit Moblie Card etc Bhi bhej saktay hain 😉
Aj Meray Mobile ka Birthday hai…..
AJ MERY MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AP CHAHAIN TO GIFT KI JAGA ISMAIN 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO. ALLAH NE CHAHA TO NEXT MONTH PHIR BIRTHDAY MANAYENGE..:-)
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages…
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to Rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”.. 🙂
tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy ZARDARI:Nhi NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy NAWAZ:Yes ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne….
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. 🙂
1 molvi khutba dety hu
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki Ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hen, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hen k unka jism saf nazar ata hen, unki tangen nazr ati hen, unki kamr nazr aati hen, unky jism k hr jagah saf waazea hote hen.. Peche se awaz I…. Molvi…
If u r in LOVE….
If u r in LOVE…. press down…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tehar jao abhi tumhari AMMI ko batati hon!!!!!!!!
Best sms of 1936………..
Best sms of 1936……….. Tab mobile tha kiya???????????????? Kabhi to thora dimagh ka istimal kerliya karo Bas sms perhne ki aag lagi hoti hai.. 🙂
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
In stars ko count karo……
In stars ko count karo * * * * * *SENDER NAME * * * * * * * Oh Sorry!!! Bech main superstar ka nam agaya….! Khair Ab edit ker k apne jaise junior artist ka naam mat dal dena 🙂
Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho..
Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho Garam bistar main kambal orhe tum pass ho Meray hont tumhain chone ko tarsen Kash aise her rat ho I LOVE ? ? ? “TAPAL TEA” 🙂
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?????
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? . . . . . . . . . . “VICKS” Kyon k VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas. 🙂
Ek Tha Raja,
Ek Tha Raja, Ek Thi Rani, Dono Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani, Niche Kya Lash Dhund Rahe Ho? Bolana Khatam Kahani… 🙂
1 press reporter hospital mein
1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha… “Aap kese zakhmi hue?” ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”, Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?” Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya…
Exams ke 4 din pehle…
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai*:)
Kabhi Shehar Jana Kabhi Gaon Jana Kabhi edhar Jana Kabhi udhar Jana Shaahi Sawari bhej Raha hon Maza Na Aaye utar Jana (\ /) /. . ) “^—-;”; \,,/”( , , ) // \\ // \\ CNG Petrol Disel kuch nahi Sirf 10 rupe ka Ghaans khilana. pura din chalana
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty…
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay. AGR cornetto”k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua.. 5 rupay wali “KULFI” hi khila jaaty 😉
Mera Khyal Rkhna…
Mri Khushi Ki Khatir Khud Ko Sanbhal Rkhna Usny Kaha Tha Mjse Apna khyal Rkhna Is Bat Ka Taqaza Mjse Jo Kr Raha Tha Kia Uska Haq Nhi Tha Mera Khyal Rkhna
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Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani…
Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani k din phir se yad kr k manane ka socha. unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir drya kinare milange. Dada jaldi uth kr tiar ho kr, gulab le kr kinare pohncha, boht dair hogye Dadi nahi i, wo ghuse mey ghr aya, or…
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain
Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy-Long Drive Per. Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya. Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
FARAZ ki pitai
Hogai Karachi university mein FARAZ ki pitai… Kyon k railly thi jamiat ki or wo keh raha tha… Altaf Bhai.” ” Altaf Bhai.””
A song 4 u…
A song 4 u .. ..! Agar tum mil jao . . . tumhari taangein tor deinge hum… Tumhain paa kar.. Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!. Bas tum mil jao.
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