Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
jAAN nikal jati hai
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy? Girl:- miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
Mujhe Bimari Hay
Pathan Dr se: Mujhe Bimari Hy Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti Sone K Bad Nend Nhi Ati Kam Kron To Thak Jata Hun Dr:- Sari Raat Dhoop Mein Betho Theek Ho jao ge,,
Delivery free hai
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?
BV Chahiye
Beta Apni Ammi Se: Ammi Mujhey Dukh Den Tention Den Barbad Kar Den Merey Pichhey Bhoot Laga Den Ammi Ne Kaha Kaminay Shortcut Main Bol Na “BV Chahiye”
Wah Faraz wah
Wah Faraz wah, Aankhon men nammi thi aur Vitamins ki kammi thi, . . . .. . Jis se sari raat baat ki wo girl friend ki ammi thi :
Mere pair zameen par na rahe
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.
Jan Jan Jan…
Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Chor Do Mobile ki Mere sMs K Deewano Har Waqt Mobile Hath Men Liye Mere sMs Ka Wait Karty ha!
Kintna padhe ho
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye, . . Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye, tO, tO, tO, ,, ??? (“.) JL tO Me Kya KrOon? “KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉
6 Inch ka hai.
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver .. Â Nahi Samjhay????? Â Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
puttar andar se mre daant le aa..
Dada: puttar andar se mre daant le aa.. pota: par dada g abi to roti nae paki.. dada: puttar roti nae khani.. samne wali buddhi nu smile deni hy..:-D
My nights are becoming sleepless
My nights are becoming sleepless, My days r becoming restless. So i asked god,”Is this love?” God said,”Idiot…Garmi shuru ho gayi!”
Sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
Sab se mashoor cheez
Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le gaye.
Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!! – – – – – – – – Niche kya dekh rahe ho??? Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai
Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai Peeche mudke dekho kameeno Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai! Cheers !!!
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha. Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai? Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai, lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai. Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola…
Dhakka kisne mara
Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur… Jor se chillake puchiye – – – – – Dhakka kisne mara???
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi, Kanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi, Yeh toh pal2pal ka junun hai, Kyun ke sms karna har ek ke bas ki bat nahi.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Koi aur colour dikha.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.
Nitrates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
Tum nahane ki baat karte hoo
Pani aanay ki baat karte ho Dil jalane ki baat karte ho Char din se moo nahi dhoya Tum nahane ki baat karte ho
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? BV: Yehi K Namaz parho Rozy rakho, Zakat do, Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola: Sab Wazu…
Hum wo majnoo hai …
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya To kisi ne kasam khai hai Hum wo majnoo hai Jis ne sirf laat khai hai
bharat se sabse bada confusion ?
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ? Socho………… Socho………. Nahi Maloom…………..!!!! Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!
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