Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani sur ek Khaali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi bhi.
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile. Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Saali tum bahut khati ho
Din me teri yaad bahut aati ho, Khawboo me aake satati ho, Sochta hu ki tume dinner pe bhulalu, Kya kahu saali tum bahut khati ho…
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Kaise pata chalega
Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega? Circuit: Bahut simple hai, jis jore me mard hans raha ho vo boy friend hai nahi to miya hai bas.
Baahar ki cheez mat khana
Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa And eat only aloo, why? Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”
My car starts from T
Santa : What is the name of ur car Lady : I forget its name but it starts from ‘T’. Santa : Oye teri to kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai Aur hamari ‘petrol’ se.
Paisa k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Phir bhi andho ke operation main paise kyu lag jata hai.
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Nurse to bahut achhi hai
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Balance khatam? Ab kya karoge ? Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na… Main Batata hoon kya karna hai, Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do, Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Mobile and girlfriend
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Have a masala dream
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try Chilly Powder.
Woh toh baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi, Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi, Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.
Pyari behena sada khush rahena
Zindagi main kabhi tension mat lena, Bindas hoke i love you kehena, Agar rose ke badle sandal mile to kehena, Pyari behena sada khush rahena.
Difference
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Change dialy
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, So change ur underwear daily.
New underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Gandi ji k baal de
Azadi k din par meri dua hai k Allah ap ko quaid ki akal, Iqbal ki shakal, liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, nehru ki chal or Gandi ji k baal de Azadi day mubarak !
Pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai
Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai. Maa se ho to – MAMTA. Baap se ho to – KARTAVYA. Bhai se ho to – DHARM. Behn se ho to – FARZ. Aur Biwi se ho to . . Sonu Monu Chhotu Pappu…
Pagal insaan colgate istemaal kar
Tum dur sahi, majboor sahi, Par yaad tu har waqt aate ho. Tum saans waha par lete ho, Par baas yahan par aati hai. Pagal insaan colgate istemaal kar, Bas 5 rupaye ki aati hai.
Begum wife
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Kutte puch kyu hilate hai
Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab puch to kutte ko hila nai sakti na!
I am responsible
Free stay ? Free lunch ? Free dinner ? Free security ? Full rest ? To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say: “Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”
Tune phir fridge me susu kar diya
Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya. Mummy: Nalayak, tune phir fridge me susu kar diya.
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