Jo dekha toh deewana hua
Ghungat may jo dekha toh deewana hua, Mastana huaa,sangeet ka tarana huaa, Jaisy he ghungat uthaya iss duniya say ravana huaa.
Mamala khattam karo
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
Aye Mamu
Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu : Nehin. Circuit : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
Na ye jhake, na wo jhake
Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Abe aag laga chilman ko, Na ye jhake, na wo jhake.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Aur Sunao…
Apney ghar main poch k batao k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kisi k paas Paintees (35) paisay hain. Pepsi se nikl0 jazz ki baja0 Aur Suna0 !
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe…
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien mai apni num kroon.. Merey baap ki tauba jo agley saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!! From: Mr Ikram Sadiq, Managing Director. Pepsi & Co.
KHUSH HO JAO SB…
l—–l— l ‘.o l /l\ phaansi l JL l l Isi ny kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupy kaam kr do… Phansi day di .:- KHUSH HO JAO SB
C.I.D…
Sony chanel se ane wale drama Serial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nikal Diya jaye.., Kun k wo B Is Bat Ka Pta Nhi Lga Skey K kis Ne KahA tHA k PepsI pe 5 Rupe Kam KardO
Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo…
1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . . K…
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do. Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do. Paro ne kaha sharab chord do. Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do. Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday Jin K Anjam Thy Gnday Pura Mahina Naik Kam Main Btaonga Ab EiD K Bad Hi Nai ßachi Phasaonga (,”)/ hat ja yar /).) msjid ja /_ \_ rha hn
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana tariqa…
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana or Islami triqa . . . . . . . . . Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon, Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kr 😉
Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai? MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?
Man was smoking in a bus, condctor said, “No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?” Man: Saale uske side main “Always wear condom” ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Mobile pe susu kar deta hay
.-””-. ( ‘ ; ‘ )_/ V v _ ) Main nay aik puppy bheja hay Jo log mujay sms nahi kartay, Ye un kay mobile pe susu kar deta hay.
Way for a long life
Man : Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt,
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behan ka khiyal nahi aya??? Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, Shop main sirf gents suits hi thay.
Advice
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world…. Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!! Andhera kaise hogaya…?
I’LL climb da tallest m0untain…
B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on h0t lava, just 4 u Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w? B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.
Definition of girl friend
Definition of girl friend- Jo har baat par tumhe tok -tok kar Pehle tumhari sari aadtein badal de Aur phir saal baad bole- “Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe…”
Kitne aadmi the
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya. Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho?” Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”
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