A buffalo production
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake? A: Milk Shake
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me…
*Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya . . . . . Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa lia. (“,)>
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k…
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k.. . . . . Kia btaon.. . . . . . Allah muaaf kare.. . . . . . Toba toba.. . . . . k . . . ”Aap k number se b msg agaya’.;-) Lo Dasso!
Wo 3 inch ki sandal
Wah wah kya baat hai. Wo lal duppata … Wo kale baal… Magar wo kambhakat 3 inch ki sandal. Kya zor ka fatka mara hai.
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
What is the color of frequency?
What is the color of frequency? Frequency = 1/time …that means…1/sec …now…1sec = Aik Pal so…1 Pal = Per Pal …so that equals to PURPLE! Daikha, Puri PHYSICS hila kay rakh di!
Hum inke ghar to jaate
Ladka Bola : Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
A sexy female elephant passes by…
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loofer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote
A three legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.
Hamari tumhari dosti dunya ke liye ek misal hai
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha aur bola…….. MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
Hum aapke hai kaun
U need fun – Mera naam joker.. U need friend – Hum tumhre hai sanam… U need me – Main hoon naa… U need help – Hum saath saath hai… U need cash – Hum aapke hai kaun…
Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile
Are you sure you love me?
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
I Love U Jaan-e-Man…
Murgha Murghi Se: I Love U Jaan-e-Man, Tumhare Lye Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon Murghi, Haye Allah.! Sachi ? Murgha, Teri ksm Murghi, Chal Phir aj tu Anda de.
Yad ho gaya?
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.
Bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Young girl praying
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ”
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IK TERY ANE SE PEHLE . . . IK TERY JANE K BAAD
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell…
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell, Wah Wah Raat 2 Bajay kisi ne Bajai Ghar ki Bell, Main ne Gate Khola to Chokidar bola: All is Well.. All is well..
Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi…
What virtue would it be?
Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love.
Hamse kya chupati thi
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar, Na jane kyun sarmati thi, Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala, Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
Tell me how this happened?
1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?” Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.” The man said, “No”. Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
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