Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai
Tohar sms jab awat hai, Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai. Badan ma gudgudi howat hai. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi, Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Tere liye chand kya Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho Ghar walo ko kya Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
True bravery
True bravery is to arrive home Fully drunk… A late night out… And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom) And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
If u have any problem!!!
Hiii If u have any problem!!! Mujhay batao I will help u…! If u don’t have any problem…! Abey yar mujhay bata… I will create problem…! Dost hotay kis liye hain 🙂
Mobile hai?
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Aqwal-e-Zarin….
Aqwal-e-Zarin: 3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai… 1. Balance. 2. Battery. 3. SMS Package.:-)
(Business Mind)
1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela hi Bheek maango ga;-) (Business Mind)
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya. Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL? DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty. Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u…
Ab to iqrar kerlo..
Ab to iqrar kerlo.. Or na tarpao… ab to bata do.. or na sharmao.. k… ap mujhse…. mujhse….. mujhse… ziada kanjos hain 😉
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!
To phir rehene do…
Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy- Bilkul nahi.. Girl- To phir rehne do…
Kiss me…
Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo. Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u. Girl: And if 4,5 & 6, Boy: Then u kiss me.
Naag do not punch me
Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So simple yaar… Naag do not punch me.
Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Machhar marne ka tarika
Machhar marne ka tarika: Pehle ek zinda machhar pakde, Fir usse zamin pe litayen, Fir usse gudgudi karen, Aur jaise hi hasne k liye machar muh khole usse ALLOUT pila dein
Saari umar watchman
Evolution of man: Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi ke din superman Shaadi ke baad Gentleman Aur B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Button na dabao
Babloo Yes Sir Tinku Yes sir Gullu Yes sir Ullu ? Ullu ? Ullu Button na dabao present lagwao.
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai . . Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwaad ab tk hy
Kahin infection na ho jaye
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Toh loog bolte hai
Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai, Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai, Aur agar dil chup ho to? Toh Loog bolte hai “Ram Naam Satya Hai”
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Somewhere in India…
Somewhere in india. Father:Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai, lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh say nai hua! Father:konsa beta? Son:kis nay kaha tha… . k gandhi g hamaray bapuu hain? MORAL: India may pepsi pay 5 rupay kam krnay ka…
New Devdas…
New Devdas . . . . . Paro main ny sharab pena chor de hy paro . . . Paro: Kiyon Dewa? . . . . Devdas: . . . . . Kis ny kaha tha ky PEPSI py 5 rupay kam ker do?
Main bhagwan hoon
Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
Lo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi…
Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayi WAH WAH WAH Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayi Lo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi,:-)
Hamare ghar mein bhi mard rahate hain
Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna… Warna… Warna… Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain
Sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha, Khujli itni huyi, dil bay sukun tha! Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar.. Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Yeh toh behri hai
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
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