Why are U so lazy?
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband : I was with you in my dream!
Bihari goes to a shop
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?” Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
Want true love?
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Bholi si surat
Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai. Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.
Only 36 Legs
Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs. How??? Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
Advertisement Effect…
Ek aadmi ne ad dekha “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha tu waha koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarney walay do larkon se is ad k bare me poocha unhoon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye ad hm ne dia tha “CHAL YE…
Kahan jana hai?
1 Pathan ne ishara kr k tez Aati bus ko roka… Driver: Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai,Zara poo-poo wala h0rn baja to Do:-)
Main kaisi lag rahi hoon
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? Pati: Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon Rupaye fase huye hain.
Larkay Kbi Kitab Nai Kholtay….
A SAD LOVE STORY. . 1 larkay ko apni classfellow se pyar hogya usne usay propose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya or teacher ko shikayt kar di. Teacher ne danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya jb larka 1 haftay baad wapis class mein gya…
ApKa Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aaliii…
Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Khatna Karwane K Liye Doctor K Clinic Me Wait Kar Raha Tha.. . . . UsKe Barabar Me Ek Bara Aadmi Ittefaq Se Beth Gaya . . . To Bacha UnKo Dekh Kar Gana Gane Laga . . . . . . . “ApNi To…
Isme kya hai
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi…
Kuch ho gaya hai
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Kal kare so aaj kar
Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Abey karta hi rahega ko dhoyega kab?
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika… Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke liye, Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
Battery Low…
Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low 2nd Pathan: mujhe send kr sab ko daraaon ga.
Nahane mein kya mazaa hai
Woh taaza thanda paani… Woh khushbudar saabun… Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua… Arre yaar… Tum kya jano… Ki… Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
Generation Gap
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Bus male hota hai ki female?
Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female? Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai. Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti? Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.
Elephant luv with an ant
An elephant falls in luv with an ant. But ant’s parents are against their marriage. Guess why? They gave a solid reason: **Ladke k dat bahar hai**
SMS bhejne me kanjoos kon?
Kash aap BAKRi hotay, ham ap ko ghas khilate, pyar se aap k kaan hilate, Or pochte, SMS bhejne me kanjos kon? Mein? Ya Ap! To aap pyar se boltay men..men.men
Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Maine puchha chand se
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
Let me see…
Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card. Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Ustaad aur Bacha
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen, aap bohat ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon. Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.
Terrorists have kidnapped
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers, And demanded of 500000 rs or else, They will burn them with kerosene, Plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye Ek ne desh ke liye Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye
Let me try
Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. “That’s impossible”, he said. Then I asked him 2 give U brain. He said “Let me try world peace”
Dosti ki azeem misal!
pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow! pathan bazar gaya! . . . . . . . . . . . mobile bech k mithai le aya. :
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