Kahin infection na ho jaye
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Toh loog bolte hai
Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai, Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai, Aur agar dil chup ho to? Toh Loog bolte hai “Ram Naam Satya Hai”
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Somewhere in India…
Somewhere in india. Father:Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai, lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh say nai hua! Father:konsa beta? Son:kis nay kaha tha… . k gandhi g hamaray bapuu hain? MORAL: India may pepsi pay 5 rupay kam krnay ka…
New Devdas…
New Devdas . . . . . Paro main ny sharab pena chor de hy paro . . . Paro: Kiyon Dewa? . . . . Devdas: . . . . . Kis ny kaha tha ky PEPSI py 5 rupay kam ker do?
Main bhagwan hoon
Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
Lo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi…
Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayi WAH WAH WAH Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayi Lo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi,:-)
Hamare ghar mein bhi mard rahate hain
Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna… Warna… Warna… Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain
Sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha, Khujli itni huyi, dil bay sukun tha! Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar.. Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Yeh toh behri hai
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Maar khao ghar wali se
Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq ladao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dil wali se, Ankhe ladao sali se aur Maar khao ghar wali se.
Oh zalim-e-kanjus
Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein, ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus, kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
Bartan lelo bartan
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan lelo bartan
Lets play ludo
Boy and girl both are playing ludo!! Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you. Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh? Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
Aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, Aise bhi aise jaan ka aur…
In an interview
A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
Ek hi gear dete hai
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi…
Suno gaur se pepsi walo
Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!! Hai na hum pure hindustani
Khirki nahi khul rahi..
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Jo dekha toh deewana hua
Ghungat may jo dekha toh deewana hua, Mastana huaa,sangeet ka tarana huaa, Jaisy he ghungat uthaya iss duniya say ravana huaa.
Mamala khattam karo
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
Aye Mamu
Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu : Nehin. Circuit : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
Na ye jhake, na wo jhake
Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Abe aag laga chilman ko, Na ye jhake, na wo jhake.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Aur Sunao…
Apney ghar main poch k batao k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kisi k paas Paintees (35) paisay hain. Pepsi se nikl0 jazz ki baja0 Aur Suna0 !
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe…
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien mai apni num kroon.. Merey baap ki tauba jo agley saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!! From: Mr Ikram Sadiq, Managing Director. Pepsi & Co.
KHUSH HO JAO SB…
l—–l— l ‘.o l /l\ phaansi l JL l l Isi ny kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupy kaam kr do… Phansi day di .:- KHUSH HO JAO SB
C.I.D…
Sony chanel se ane wale drama Serial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nikal Diya jaye.., Kun k wo B Is Bat Ka Pta Nhi Lga Skey K kis Ne KahA tHA k PepsI pe 5 Rupe Kam KardO
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