Maar khao ghar wali se
Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq ladao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dil wali se, Ankhe ladao sali se aur Maar khao ghar wali se.
Oh zalim-e-kanjus
Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein, ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus, kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
Bartan lelo bartan
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan lelo bartan
Lets play ludo
Boy and girl both are playing ludo!! Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you. Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh? Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
Aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, Aise bhi aise jaan ka aur…
In an interview
A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
Ek hi gear dete hai
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi…
Suno gaur se pepsi walo
Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!! Hai na hum pure hindustani
Khirki nahi khul rahi..
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Jo dekha toh deewana hua
Ghungat may jo dekha toh deewana hua, Mastana huaa,sangeet ka tarana huaa, Jaisy he ghungat uthaya iss duniya say ravana huaa.
Mamala khattam karo
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
Aye Mamu
Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu : Nehin. Circuit : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
Na ye jhake, na wo jhake
Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Abe aag laga chilman ko, Na ye jhake, na wo jhake.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Aur Sunao…
Apney ghar main poch k batao k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kisi k paas Paintees (35) paisay hain. Pepsi se nikl0 jazz ki baja0 Aur Suna0 !
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe…
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien mai apni num kroon.. Merey baap ki tauba jo agley saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!! From: Mr Ikram Sadiq, Managing Director. Pepsi & Co.
KHUSH HO JAO SB…
l—–l— l ‘.o l /l\ phaansi l JL l l Isi ny kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupy kaam kr do… Phansi day di .:- KHUSH HO JAO SB
C.I.D…
Sony chanel se ane wale drama Serial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nikal Diya jaye.., Kun k wo B Is Bat Ka Pta Nhi Lga Skey K kis Ne KahA tHA k PepsI pe 5 Rupe Kam KardO
Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo…
1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . . K…
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do. Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do. Paro ne kaha sharab chord do. Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do. Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday Jin K Anjam Thy Gnday Pura Mahina Naik Kam Main Btaonga Ab EiD K Bad Hi Nai ßachi Phasaonga (,”)/ hat ja yar /).) msjid ja /_ \_ rha hn
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana tariqa…
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana or Islami triqa . . . . . . . . . Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon, Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kr 😉
Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai? MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?
Man was smoking in a bus, condctor said, “No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?” Man: Saale uske side main “Always wear condom” ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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