yeh aadat kahan se lag gai…
Whenever u feel to study.. go into ur room.. just sit down.. relax, take a deep breath.. slap urself and say: “yeh aadat kahan se lag gai” ;-).
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha, rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla kar boli “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? “ Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Bachelor’s Prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey Hare murari,miley kuvari Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U” Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.…
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Kicking in my stomach
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….
Meri bhi yahi dua hai
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti. Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Paani ko ullu banaya
Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya Nad2909: Woh kaisay? Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Family planing…
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.
Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Teri Dosti…
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka, Pehalwan Ko Mukka
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo. Buri nazar na “Coke” pe dalo, Chahe jitna “Dew” pila lo, Sabse age hoga “Nimbu Pani” Hai na hum pure “Hindustani”.
New Age Student…
Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyon nahi karta tu? New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar Saale! Customer se aisey baat kartay hain kiya? 😛 😀
Santa and Banta watching cricket
Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male aur 2 female. Wife : Kaise malum? Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
To yaar bijli chali gai
Jisko pyaar kiya wo rome chali gai, Jisko dil diya wo italy chali gai, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Marne ke liye plug mein hath dala, To yaar bijli chali gai.
LOVE MARIAGE…
Chunti or Hathi ki “LOVE MARIAGE” hui Agle din Hathi mar gia Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABAT” 1 din ka pyar mila Ab sari umer Qabar khodne me guzr jae gi.
Akkarr Bakkarr Bumbey Bow…
Ek baat mujhe sony nhi deti .. FARAZ Akkarr Bakkarr Bumbey Bow 80+90 kivein 100??
MiSSiON SUCCESSFUL…
Agr is waqt . aap masroof thay or merey MsG se ßHt disturb hoYe to . . . . . MiSSiON SUCCESSFUL.:-)
Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya…..
Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya….. Sheher se ayen ya Pind se…… Humen humdardi hy sirf apki Tind se! 😉
Garmi ki shuruwat…
Din ko chain nahin, Raat ko aaram nahin, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai? .. .. .. .. .. NALAYAK! Yeh pyar nahin garmi ki shuruwat hai.
The most outstanding object
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Chaalu khaata
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: chaalu khaata
Hotel mein gaye
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
Sab kuch ho tum
Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Mamu ka dost
Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya…
Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya 1 Shaks Ne Poucha: Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai? Pathan: . Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hai Garam Hawa Andar aur Thandi Hawa Bahar.. . .
Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi…
Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.. 4 ghnty bad wo admi wapis aya to dekha pathan stop pr hi tha.. Admi bola: khan sahib ap gaye nhi abi tk? Pathan: bS yAra 17 bUs gUzr gya hy 3 aUr gUzr jAye…
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