Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo…
1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . . K…
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do. Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do. Paro ne kaha sharab chord do. Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do. Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday Jin K Anjam Thy Gnday Pura Mahina Naik Kam Main Btaonga Ab EiD K Bad Hi Nai ßachi Phasaonga (,”)/ hat ja yar /).) msjid ja /_ \_ rha hn
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana tariqa…
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana or Islami triqa . . . . . . . . . Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon, Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kr 😉
Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai? MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?
Man was smoking in a bus, condctor said, “No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?” Man: Saale uske side main “Always wear condom” ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Mobile pe susu kar deta hay
.-””-. ( ‘ ; ‘ )_/ V v _ ) Main nay aik puppy bheja hay Jo log mujay sms nahi kartay, Ye un kay mobile pe susu kar deta hay.
Way for a long life
Man : Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt,
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behan ka khiyal nahi aya??? Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, Shop main sirf gents suits hi thay.
Advice
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world…. Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!! Andhera kaise hogaya…?
I’LL climb da tallest m0untain…
B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on h0t lava, just 4 u Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w? B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.
Definition of girl friend
Definition of girl friend- Jo har baat par tumhe tok -tok kar Pehle tumhari sari aadtein badal de Aur phir saal baad bole- “Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe…”
Kitne aadmi the
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya. Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho?” Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”
A buffalo production
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake? A: Milk Shake
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me…
*Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya . . . . . Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa lia. (“,)>
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k…
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k.. . . . . Kia btaon.. . . . . . Allah muaaf kare.. . . . . . Toba toba.. . . . . k . . . ”Aap k number se b msg agaya’.;-) Lo Dasso!
Wo 3 inch ki sandal
Wah wah kya baat hai. Wo lal duppata … Wo kale baal… Magar wo kambhakat 3 inch ki sandal. Kya zor ka fatka mara hai.
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
What is the color of frequency?
What is the color of frequency? Frequency = 1/time …that means…1/sec …now…1sec = Aik Pal so…1 Pal = Per Pal …so that equals to PURPLE! Daikha, Puri PHYSICS hila kay rakh di!
Hum inke ghar to jaate
Ladka Bola : Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
A sexy female elephant passes by…
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loofer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote
A three legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
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Hindi Funny SMS