Jo karna serial me kia karo
Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi? Beti: kuch nahin… Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
Dekha kisi aur ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking…
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Sardar’s call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Candle bujha dena
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Jawano k liye Ehem Nasihaten…
1. Khud ko Mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi lush pash bachi guzar jaye aur thumhen pata bhi na chale 2. Bike ho ya car kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, bulk ye samjho k ye rocket hai 3. Koshish karo k apne hum…
Jise dil diya…
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
Tujhe biwi chahiye
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
Beautiful Red Underware
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Humare dil se dua nikli: “Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”
My heart problem has reached a critical stage
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.
Bhagwan sanker k gale me naag
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha – kaisa lag raha hai? Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
Do U know why?
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? – Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Haar saal pappu fail hota hai
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain, Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain, Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai, Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
I can’t live without U
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Sirf plot kharidna hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi. Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay” “Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
Aapke bina
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Nima rose for you
Red rose: luv Yellow rose: friendship White rose: peace Which rose for u? Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
Sardar watching star TV
Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun…
Kele ke saath
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye. Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo. Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath. Doc: Kele ke saath.
Why do girls close their eyes…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ? Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe “Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
Teacher asks a Computer Student
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he
Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
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