Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.
Hamari tumhari dosti dunya ke liye ek misal hai
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha aur bola…….. MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
Hum aapke hai kaun
U need fun – Mera naam joker.. U need friend – Hum tumhre hai sanam… U need me – Main hoon naa… U need help – Hum saath saath hai… U need cash – Hum aapke hai kaun…
Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile
Are you sure you love me?
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
I Love U Jaan-e-Man…
Murgha Murghi Se: I Love U Jaan-e-Man, Tumhare Lye Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon Murghi, Haye Allah.! Sachi ? Murgha, Teri ksm Murghi, Chal Phir aj tu Anda de.
Yad ho gaya?
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.
Bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Young girl praying
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ”
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IK TERY ANE SE PEHLE . . . IK TERY JANE K BAAD
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell…
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell, Wah Wah Raat 2 Bajay kisi ne Bajai Ghar ki Bell, Main ne Gate Khola to Chokidar bola: All is Well.. All is well..
Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi…
What virtue would it be?
Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love.
Hamse kya chupati thi
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar, Na jane kyun sarmati thi, Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala, Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
Tell me how this happened?
1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?” Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.” The man said, “No”. Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
Why are U so lazy?
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband : I was with you in my dream!
Bihari goes to a shop
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?” Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
Want true love?
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Bholi si surat
Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai. Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.
Only 36 Legs
Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs. How??? Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
Advertisement Effect…
Ek aadmi ne ad dekha “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha tu waha koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarney walay do larkon se is ad k bare me poocha unhoon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye ad hm ne dia tha “CHAL YE…
Kahan jana hai?
1 Pathan ne ishara kr k tez Aati bus ko roka… Driver: Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai,Zara poo-poo wala h0rn baja to Do:-)
Main kaisi lag rahi hoon
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? Pati: Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon Rupaye fase huye hain.
Larkay Kbi Kitab Nai Kholtay….
A SAD LOVE STORY. . 1 larkay ko apni classfellow se pyar hogya usne usay propose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya or teacher ko shikayt kar di. Teacher ne danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya jb larka 1 haftay baad wapis class mein gya…
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