ApKa Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aaliii…
Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Khatna Karwane K Liye Doctor K Clinic Me Wait Kar Raha Tha.. . . . UsKe Barabar Me Ek Bara Aadmi Ittefaq Se Beth Gaya . . . To Bacha UnKo Dekh Kar Gana Gane Laga . . . . . . . “ApNi To…
Isme kya hai
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi…
Kuch ho gaya hai
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Kal kare so aaj kar
Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Abey karta hi rahega ko dhoyega kab?
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika… Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke liye, Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
Battery Low…
Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low 2nd Pathan: mujhe send kr sab ko daraaon ga.
Nahane mein kya mazaa hai
Woh taaza thanda paani… Woh khushbudar saabun… Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua… Arre yaar… Tum kya jano… Ki… Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
Generation Gap
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Bus male hota hai ki female?
Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female? Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai. Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti? Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.
Elephant luv with an ant
An elephant falls in luv with an ant. But ant’s parents are against their marriage. Guess why? They gave a solid reason: **Ladke k dat bahar hai**
SMS bhejne me kanjoos kon?
Kash aap BAKRi hotay, ham ap ko ghas khilate, pyar se aap k kaan hilate, Or pochte, SMS bhejne me kanjos kon? Mein? Ya Ap! To aap pyar se boltay men..men.men
Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Maine puchha chand se
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
Let me see…
Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card. Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Ustaad aur Bacha
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen, aap bohat ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon. Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.
Terrorists have kidnapped
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers, And demanded of 500000 rs or else, They will burn them with kerosene, Plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye Ek ne desh ke liye Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye
Let me try
Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. “That’s impossible”, he said. Then I asked him 2 give U brain. He said “Let me try world peace”
Dosti ki azeem misal!
pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow! pathan bazar gaya! . . . . . . . . . . . mobile bech k mithai le aya. :
yeh aadat kahan se lag gai…
Whenever u feel to study.. go into ur room.. just sit down.. relax, take a deep breath.. slap urself and say: “yeh aadat kahan se lag gai” ;-).
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha, rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla kar boli “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? “ Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Bachelor’s Prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey Hare murari,miley kuvari Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U” Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.…
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Kicking in my stomach
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….
Meri bhi yahi dua hai
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti. Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Paani ko ullu banaya
Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya Nad2909: Woh kaisay? Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Family planing…
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.
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Hindi Funny SMS