Mayawati & Laalu
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
Kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain, Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Itne kam marks
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
Mosquito song…
Mosquito song… Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera, Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro, Tujhey shubha tak mein, Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte, ” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai. Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”
Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
Hello Jan
Hi jan Hello jan! Wats up jan? Missing you jan… Dont get excited with the word of jan. Because jan is the short form of janwar Ha ha ha ha….
Raja and Rani using Pigeon
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He was angrier and called to rani. She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
Who let the dogs out
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya Sath mein tera khushbhu laya Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Bijali chaligayi
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi, Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi, Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain, Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.
Mera dil hai HUGE
Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
Fastest means of communication
What r the 3 fastest ways of communication? A-telephone B-television C-tell-a woman
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
You are equal to sixty james bond!!! How??? 007 * 60 = 420
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota ‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha, Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha.
Chudel keh rahe ho?
Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho. Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho. Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho? Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun.
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar..
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa ke to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dikha … Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha. Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha. Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi…
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan
Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Are Woh Woh Too Boliye , Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.
New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer qaid, aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha…
Ho gaye barbadi
Macher or makhi ki ho gaye shaadi, Pehli he raat mai ho gaye barbaadi, Macher ki to kismet he khoti thee, Makhi morteen laga ker soti thee.
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Punjabi exclamatory sentence.
English teacher: “One cute and young girl walking in the road ” change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence..! Student : “Oye ! Patakha !!”
fanta piyo,pepsi piyo…
fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
Machhar ne aap ko kata
Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh us ka junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Ande tamatar
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri… Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
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