Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena… Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena…..
Humhe neend bahut aati hai
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 – Data 36-24-36 Information!
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. tumne gum ko kab jana hai. tum to gum se bekhabar ho. tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Phone karte waqt
Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Robin: Phone karte waqt.
Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Humari maange sindur se bharo
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
Would you have married me?
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi, kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi, jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti…
Hi, what’s up…
Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours? The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
Imraan Hasmi’s story
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA. Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya. Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
A math teacher and a student
A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.” Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rehena, Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
Zara underwear dikhana
Bhola was working in a garment store. 1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana” Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”
Main sadhu kyun banta?
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay?
Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab khushbu wala message.
Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Log wahin moot jate hain
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai, Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai, India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, Jahan bhi deewar milti hai, Log wahin moot jate hain
Ladkiyo ko SMS
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye
To kya hoga achievement
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
Juta khata hoon wife se
Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta khata hoon wife se
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