Machhar hai maroo
Look Here Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn, Look There BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn, Look Upward BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn, Look Downward Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo
A sexy female elephant
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
Sidhe upar chale aana!
Mere marne ke baad mere doston, Yun aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, Sidhe upar chale aana!
Dost me aap jaisa
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya taarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Phoolan ki mala
Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha: Doctor ye mala kiske liye he? Doctor ne jawab diya: Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye
Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND JERRY
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
Suraj hua maddham
Suraj hua maddham Chand jal ne laga Aasma yeh hai Kyo pighal ne laga Main tehra raha zameen chal ne lagi Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai? – – – – – – – – Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Sign post outside our collage
Sign post outside our collage : “Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Kya ho gai khata hamse, Jo sms aana band hai, Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya, Mobile connection band hai.
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Mom & Son
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One,…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. :p
To make a best seller
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Always smile
Always smile ,you know why? B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! … Muskurao!…Kya Pata… Kal Daant ho na ho!… Keep smiling!
Zehar hai ki pyar …..
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing: “zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !”
Saturday ko free rehna
Saturday ko free rehna Koi program mat banana I want 2meet u tumhain kahin le jana hai Plz na mat karna or kisi ko batana mat k tmhain POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai 🙂
A lady delivered twins
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha,
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm” :p
Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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