Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Maine puchha chand se
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
Let me see…
Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card. Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Ustaad aur Bacha
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen, aap bohat ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon. Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.
Terrorists have kidnapped
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers, And demanded of 500000 rs or else, They will burn them with kerosene, Plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye Ek ne desh ke liye Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye
Let me try
Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. “That’s impossible”, he said. Then I asked him 2 give U brain. He said “Let me try world peace”
Dosti ki azeem misal!
pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow! pathan bazar gaya! . . . . . . . . . . . mobile bech k mithai le aya. :
yeh aadat kahan se lag gai…
Whenever u feel to study.. go into ur room.. just sit down.. relax, take a deep breath.. slap urself and say: “yeh aadat kahan se lag gai” ;-).
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha, rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla kar boli “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? “ Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Bachelor’s Prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey Hare murari,miley kuvari Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U” Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.…
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Kicking in my stomach
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….
Meri bhi yahi dua hai
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti. Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Paani ko ullu banaya
Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya Nad2909: Woh kaisay? Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Family planing…
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.
Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Teri Dosti…
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka, Pehalwan Ko Mukka
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo. Buri nazar na “Coke” pe dalo, Chahe jitna “Dew” pila lo, Sabse age hoga “Nimbu Pani” Hai na hum pure “Hindustani”.
New Age Student…
Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyon nahi karta tu? New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar Saale! Customer se aisey baat kartay hain kiya? 😛 😀
Santa and Banta watching cricket
Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male aur 2 female. Wife : Kaise malum? Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
To yaar bijli chali gai
Jisko pyaar kiya wo rome chali gai, Jisko dil diya wo italy chali gai, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Marne ke liye plug mein hath dala, To yaar bijli chali gai.
LOVE MARIAGE…
Chunti or Hathi ki “LOVE MARIAGE” hui Agle din Hathi mar gia Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABAT” 1 din ka pyar mila Ab sari umer Qabar khodne me guzr jae gi.
Akkarr Bakkarr Bumbey Bow…
Ek baat mujhe sony nhi deti .. FARAZ Akkarr Bakkarr Bumbey Bow 80+90 kivein 100??
MiSSiON SUCCESSFUL…
Agr is waqt . aap masroof thay or merey MsG se ßHt disturb hoYe to . . . . . MiSSiON SUCCESSFUL.:-)
Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya…..
Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya….. Sheher se ayen ya Pind se…… Humen humdardi hy sirf apki Tind se! 😉
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Hindi Funny SMS