ustaad 10 fruits k naam batao
Ustaad : 10 fruits k naam batao… Pathan: 5 kelay, 5 malte… 🙂
Higher Studies Man !!!
Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what she was doing. She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
Ae eman waalo! Yad rakho!
Ae eman waalo! Yad rakho! *.*__Π____*.*/_____/Δ\*.*l___Ω_.*. Wo Ghar, Zamin pr *Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga jis ghr ki *main baho banu gi.
1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon
1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day… Dost hi dost k kam aata hai… Dosra Memon: Yeh 20 rupees lay riksha ker aur purse lai aa…..
Kabhi Kabhi meray dil main khiyal ata hai…
Kabhi Kabhi meray dil main khiyal ata hai ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 100 ka load kerwao to 85 kiyon ata hai????[:o]
Johny Johny rhyme in Hyderabadi style
Jaani Jaani Ji Abba, Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa, Jhoot bolra re, Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. 🙂
Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain …
Sawal!!!! Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain jahan insan kabhi nahi marta???? Guess…. Ok i ‘ll tell u 1:Jannat 2:Dozakh Aur 3:Star plus 🙂
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this? Rani replied idiot it was a miss call.
Din ko neend nahi aati
Din ko neend nahi aati Rat ko chain nahi aata Maine dil se pocha kiya yeh pyar hai??? Dil bola…Nahi aj kal load shedding ki waja se sabka yehi hal hai…
“BREAKING NEWS”
“BREAKING NEWS” 1 Pakistani ne pani main 24 ghantay tak sans roknay ka almi record qayam kerdiya hai!!! * * * * * * * * Janazay ka ilan bad main kiya jaye ga…. 🙂
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hai “TOTA” bola ” PATHAN” hai salaa.
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD…
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI … ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA “MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…” AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…??? BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ….. BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI….
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi…. Aj na hi koi bahana hoga…. Ap ko hamari khushyoon ki kasam…. Is Jummay to app ko ” NAHANA” hoga…..:)
Allah k nam par kuch de do?
Fakeer: Allah k nam par kuch de do? MEmOn:100 rupey dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey hen tumare pas? Fakeer khush ho kar: G, hain. MeMoN: To Pehle wo to kharch kar
Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli, “SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN”:)
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya, Oye oye mil giya, Oho mil giya, Ballay Ballay… Mil he giya, Aaj to mil he giya, Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
jazz menu may kushamdeed,
jazz menu may kushamdeed, Mangani k liye 1 dabaye, Shadi k liye 2 dabaye, Talak k liye 3 dabaye, Aur biwi se nijat k liye apna gala dabaye :p
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain ap kia jane ap kitne yad aty hain Aaj bhi ushi mor per kharay hain jahan Ap ne kaha tha tehro hum PAKORAY le k aty hain 🙂
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Rab kare apko sab mily
Rab kare apko sab mily Himut Izat Rupiya Bangla Style Smile Personality Popularity Car . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rhe ho??kuch reh gya kya? .. LAALCHEE .. :p 😉
Sab Log humein paagal kiyun kehte hein?
Aik paagal doosre paagal se: (maayoosi ke saath) Sab Log humein paagal kiyun kehte hein? Doosra paagal: Tu dafa ker yaar Ye Le Leemo ki Lassi pi
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Ok A white horse fell in the mud
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi.. Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya… “Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena apni ammi k armaano ko khakh me na mila dena jo paise sabzi lene k liye milte hai un paiso se easy load na karwa lena 🙂
karan johar ka kamal
karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur parents Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.
Agar main apko sms bhejon …
Agar main apko sms bhejon … to iska matlab yeh nahi k ap bhi mujhay sms bhejain…. Ap mujhay, Pepsi Chips Juice Pizza Burger Fruit Moblie Card etc Bhi bhej saktay hain 😉
Aj Meray Mobile ka Birthday hai…..
AJ MERY MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AP CHAHAIN TO GIFT KI JAGA ISMAIN 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO. ALLAH NE CHAHA TO NEXT MONTH PHIR BIRTHDAY MANAYENGE..:-)
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages…
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to Rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”.. 🙂
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