Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
I will die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
How can u escape
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
Jeans ziada pyari hai
Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai. Girl said: Utaroon kaya? Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
Difference between Mother & Wife?
– What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the other ensures U continue to do so.
Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
MAA Maa kya hai? Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai. ……………………………. ……………………………. “Uth jao Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho Tumhare Baap…
Hazaron mein ek
Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 kaun hai!!
Note bheeg jayega
Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
Farak nahi padhta
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen…
Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain. >>>
Itna kyon darate ho
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho, Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho?
Papu pass ho gaya…
Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya.
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan, Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan, 12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan, Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran, Kehte…
Takiya lo or so jao
Duniya mein reh kar sapno me kho jao, Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisike ho jao, Agar kuch bhi nahi hota hai, To takiya lo or so jao.
You r just saying that 2 make me jealous
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
Kaun sala dhakka diya
Life is difficult, Full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. But if u fall down, just standup straight, Be confident & say… “KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA”
Cut off mu dog’s tail
Doctor cut off my dog’s tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don’t want anything 2 make her think she’s welcomed.
Sunder lal chadda…
Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY
“HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY” Jo ap ko Jin Bhoot lage ye msg os ko send kro. Me ne to kr dia Hai ab mujhe wapis send kr k Zakoota hone ka Saboot mat daina..:-)
Teacher and Tommy
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Naha ke chal diye
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.
Poori cycle marne ki..
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt Jatt: Andhi hai kya Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari? Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga
Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga. Woh yeh hai ke: I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
The people of Germany
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called? Student : They are called Germs.
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