Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Phoolan ki mala
Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha: Doctor ye mala kiske liye he? Doctor ne jawab diya: Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye
Suraj hua maddham
Suraj hua maddham Chand jal ne laga Aasma yeh hai Kyo pighal ne laga Main tehra raha zameen chal ne lagi Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai? – – – – – – – – Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND JERRY
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
Sign post outside our collage
Sign post outside our collage : “Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Kya ho gai khata hamse, Jo sms aana band hai, Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya, Mobile connection band hai.
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Mom & Son
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One,…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. :p
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Hindi Funny SMS