Jise dil diya…
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
Tujhe biwi chahiye
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
Beautiful Red Underware
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Humare dil se dua nikli: “Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”
My heart problem has reached a critical stage
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.
Bhagwan sanker k gale me naag
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha – kaisa lag raha hai? Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
Do U know why?
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? – Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Haar saal pappu fail hota hai
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain, Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain, Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai, Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
I can’t live without U
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Sirf plot kharidna hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi. Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay” “Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
Aapke bina
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Nima rose for you
Red rose: luv Yellow rose: friendship White rose: peace Which rose for u? Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
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Hindi Funny SMS