Who let the dogs out
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
Bijali chaligayi
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi, Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi, Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain, Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya Sath mein tera khushbhu laya Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Mera dil hai HUGE
Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
Fastest means of communication
What r the 3 fastest ways of communication? A-telephone B-television C-tell-a woman
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
You are equal to sixty james bond!!! How??? 007 * 60 = 420
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota ‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha, Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha.
Chudel keh rahe ho?
Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho. Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho. Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho? Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun.
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar..
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa ke to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dikha … Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha. Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha. Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi…
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan
Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Are Woh Woh Too Boliye , Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.
New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer qaid, aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha…
Ho gaye barbadi
Macher or makhi ki ho gaye shaadi, Pehli he raat mai ho gaye barbaadi, Macher ki to kismet he khoti thee, Makhi morteen laga ker soti thee.
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
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