tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy ZARDARI:Nhi NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy NAWAZ:Yes ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne….
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. 🙂
1 molvi khutba dety hu
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki Ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hen, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hen k unka jism saf nazar ata hen, unki tangen nazr ati hen, unki kamr nazr aati hen, unky jism k hr jagah saf waazea hote hen.. Peche se awaz I…. Molvi…
If u r in LOVE….
If u r in LOVE…. press down…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tehar jao abhi tumhari AMMI ko batati hon!!!!!!!!
Best sms of 1936………..
Best sms of 1936……….. Tab mobile tha kiya???????????????? Kabhi to thora dimagh ka istimal kerliya karo Bas sms perhne ki aag lagi hoti hai.. 🙂
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
In stars ko count karo……
In stars ko count karo * * * * * *SENDER NAME * * * * * * * Oh Sorry!!! Bech main superstar ka nam agaya….! Khair Ab edit ker k apne jaise junior artist ka naam mat dal dena 🙂
Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho..
Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho Garam bistar main kambal orhe tum pass ho Meray hont tumhain chone ko tarsen Kash aise her rat ho I LOVE ? ? ? “TAPAL TEA” 🙂
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?????
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? . . . . . . . . . . “VICKS” Kyon k VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas. 🙂
Ek Tha Raja,
Ek Tha Raja, Ek Thi Rani, Dono Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani, Niche Kya Lash Dhund Rahe Ho? Bolana Khatam Kahani… 🙂
1 press reporter hospital mein
1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha… “Aap kese zakhmi hue?” ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”, Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?” Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya…
Exams ke 4 din pehle…
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai*:)
Kabhi Shehar Jana Kabhi Gaon Jana Kabhi edhar Jana Kabhi udhar Jana Shaahi Sawari bhej Raha hon Maza Na Aaye utar Jana (\ /) /. . ) “^—-;”; \,,/”( , , ) // \\ // \\ CNG Petrol Disel kuch nahi Sirf 10 rupe ka Ghaans khilana. pura din chalana
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty…
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay. AGR cornetto”k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua.. 5 rupay wali “KULFI” hi khila jaaty 😉
Mera Khyal Rkhna…
Mri Khushi Ki Khatir Khud Ko Sanbhal Rkhna Usny Kaha Tha Mjse Apna khyal Rkhna Is Bat Ka Taqaza Mjse Jo Kr Raha Tha Kia Uska Haq Nhi Tha Mera Khyal Rkhna
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