Aapke bina
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Nima rose for you
Red rose: luv Yellow rose: friendship White rose: peace Which rose for u? Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
Sardar watching star TV
Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun…
Kele ke saath
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye. Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo. Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath. Doc: Kele ke saath.
Why do girls close their eyes…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ? Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe “Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
Teacher asks a Computer Student
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he
Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
Mayawati & Laalu
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
Itne kam marks
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
Kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain, Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Mosquito song…
Mosquito song… Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera, Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro, Tujhey shubha tak mein, Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte, ” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai. Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”
Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
Hello Jan
Hi jan Hello jan! Wats up jan? Missing you jan… Dont get excited with the word of jan. Because jan is the short form of janwar Ha ha ha ha….
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Hindi Funny SMS