Hapy life jinay ka…
Hapy life jinay ka tension nai lane ka achy khwab daikne ka mast life guzarne ka jin boot se nahi darne ka bole to shesha nai daikhne ka:-)
FARaZ apni Begum se
:: FARaZ apni Begum se: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Agli Baar Khaanay Main Baal Aya To Ganja Kar Donga.
I want devorce
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…
Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus.
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA.!!”
Past tense of think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta…
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: Mai itni dher shari khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Bill dadi dengi..
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Husband and Wife galat fehmi
Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife : Kaisi galat fehmi? Husband : Yehi k main soya hua tha.
Sandle utaron kya..
Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao Lerki : Sandle utaron kya? Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
Hum chaat par chade
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane, Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.
Ye hai all india radio
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Duniya se ravana hua
Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua, Sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwana hua, Masti ka mastaana hua, Jaise hi gunghat uthaya iss duniya se ravana hua.
Kya haal hai
Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa: Kya maal hai yaar. Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”…
A responsible man as a husband
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I’m responsible!
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro. Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the Zardari: ye Kia hai? Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K…
Advantages of a housewife
Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal 3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month Conclusion: U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U…
Life ho to aise
Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko mangni, Thursday ko barat, Friday ko fighting, Satursday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.
There’s trouble with the car
Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?…
Sach hi suna tha…
Fizao me tum ho, hawao me tum ho, Baharo me tum ho, Dhoop me tum ho, Chhaon me tum ho. Sach hi suna tha… Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota…
dil lga kr parthy hy.
Na cheno mery mulk ky nujwano sy facebook k service zardari ik yhi to wo book hy jo wo dil lga kr parthy hy..
Murgi ki paheli
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”. Paanch kaise? .. .. .. .. .. Socho Socho … .. .. .. .. .. Kaise Hua? .. .. .. ..…
Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main…
Usne kaha Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do Lipat jao mujhse mujhe besharam kar do Mene kaha Aajo meri jan aur light band kar do Phir usne kaha ruko meri Jaan Pehle ye batao Kisne kaha tha k…
Kuch to pehen le beti
1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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