Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen…
Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain. >>>
Itna kyon darate ho
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho, Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho?
Papu pass ho gaya…
Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya.
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan, Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan, 12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan, Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran, Kehte…
Takiya lo or so jao
Duniya mein reh kar sapno me kho jao, Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisike ho jao, Agar kuch bhi nahi hota hai, To takiya lo or so jao.
You r just saying that 2 make me jealous
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
Kaun sala dhakka diya
Life is difficult, Full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. But if u fall down, just standup straight, Be confident & say… “KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA”
Cut off mu dog’s tail
Doctor cut off my dog’s tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don’t want anything 2 make her think she’s welcomed.
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY
“HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY” Jo ap ko Jin Bhoot lage ye msg os ko send kro. Me ne to kr dia Hai ab mujhe wapis send kr k Zakoota hone ka Saboot mat daina..:-)
Sunder lal chadda…
Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda
Teacher and Tommy
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.
Naha ke chal diye
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Poori cycle marne ki..
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt Jatt: Andhi hai kya Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari? Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga
Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga. Woh yeh hai ke: I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
The people of Germany
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called? Student : They are called Germs.
Hapy life jinay ka…
Hapy life jinay ka tension nai lane ka achy khwab daikne ka mast life guzarne ka jin boot se nahi darne ka bole to shesha nai daikhne ka:-)
FARaZ apni Begum se
:: FARaZ apni Begum se: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Agli Baar Khaanay Main Baal Aya To Ganja Kar Donga.
I want devorce
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…
Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus.
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA.!!”
Past tense of think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta…
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: Mai itni dher shari khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
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