Kuch to pehen le beti
1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
A man to Santa
A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man and said : He’s not my friend.
You are my sweet sona
You are my sweet sona, I don’t want to khona, Plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I’ll start rona dhona.
Kripya dhyan de
Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo… Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso…? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi…
DUA SPECILLY FOR YOU
“DUA” “SPECILLY FOR U” ,,, . . …. . . ,,,,,, . . ….. . . ,,, . … . ,,, . … . (Ameen) Dil Mein Mangi Hai 🙂
Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
darling dont say
BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:
Kue me gir gaye
Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the. Ab kaise hai? Teek hi honge, raat se koi se koi awaz nahi ayi.
Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha: . Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C…
100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Kal balance ho na ho
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek sms aur kar lo, Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.
Dettol k siva kuch lagate nahi
Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum dettol k siva kuch lagate nahi.
Everyone must attend it
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju : No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher : Why? Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
What is oxford
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina
Suwar ke bachhe! Ullu ke patthe! Kutte ke pille! Gadhe ki aulaad! Bhains ke bachhde! Bakri ke memne… .. .. .. .. .. Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
jo naam hai aitamad ka…
“SUFI BANASPATI” jo naam hai aitamad ka, Hina ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mama le aai Sufi, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, Subah uthi to na Hina thi na SUFI, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, 3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath Habib or Sultan bhi tha, Aya sufi da…
Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya
Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye Doodh wala= Yaheen piyo ge Ya Pack kardon? *Geo News* Hr Kutty Pr Nazar…!
Saawan ka mausam tha
Saawan ka mausam tha Poonam ki raat thi Mein uske paas tha Woh mere karib thi Phir woh mere paas aayi Aur thodi si ghabraayi Jab maine uska haath pakada Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi Usne kaha aaj hum Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye Jise duniya ki Koi taakat na…
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Height of Misunderstanding!
Height of Misunderstanding! Bivi ghusay men: “Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun” Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay. Bivi wapas atay huey, “Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey…
Saali baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
Dost me aap jaisa…
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi Sagar se gahara koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
Why don’t dogs marry?
Why don’t dogs marry? – – – – – Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Purane b chal jaien ge…
14 August aa raha hy Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun Plz Ghar me jitny b 10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 K note hen mujy bej den,purane b chal jaien ge.
Darne ki kya baat hai
Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
Paanch rupya de de
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de! Husband to his wife: De de, Dede tujhe sundari bola hai toh har haal mein yeh andha hai.
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. 🙂
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