Hum wo majnoo hai …
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya To kisi ne kasam khai hai Hum wo majnoo hai Jis ne sirf laat khai hai
bharat se sabse bada confusion ?
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ? Socho………… Socho………. Nahi Maloom…………..!!!! Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!
Ye humari national health service hai
Ye humari national health service hai. Is main hum aap jaise logon ko adhi raat me utha kar susu karna yaad dilate hai ta kay aap ka bed geela na ho! Plz sasu karley! “Good night”
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Ladki aisi paheli hai
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”. Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
A for…
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
Tamatar khao
Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao! Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do! Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Arz kiya hai… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Gaur farmaiye… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!
Andheri raat thi
Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi…
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film, And is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AKKAL HO NA HO”
Boss se milna hai
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai. Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo. Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
Good morning kehne ke liye
Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki – – Train no.6162 – – Ke – – Route – – Ke – – 3Rd – – Station – – Baratpur – – Ke – – Ek chote –…
Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai. Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
Finger over the nail
Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A: The noise gave him a headache.
Tum bin zindagi
Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum khawb mein aayegi Magar nind hi aati nahi toh khawb kaha se aayegi Meri biwi ne ghar aane ka wada kiya hai panchwe din ka Magar kisi se sun liya hoga ke yeh zindagi char din ki hai
Maango to inkaar karte hai
Kabhi kehete the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehete hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hai.
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi…
Impact of Movies
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Tum sa koi dushara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Bakri pahaad per kyun chadti hai
Bakri pahaad per kyun chadti hai…. – – – Soncho!! – – – Aur soncho!! – – – A duffer itna sonchne ki zaroorath nahi hai.. Wo utarne ke liye chadi…
Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
I will die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
How can u escape
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
Jeans ziada pyari hai
Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai. Girl said: Utaroon kaya? Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
Difference between Mother & Wife?
– What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the other ensures U continue to do so.
Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
MAA Maa kya hai? Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai. ……………………………. ……………………………. “Uth jao Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho Tumhare Baap…
Hazaron mein ek
Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 kaun hai!!
Note bheeg jayega
Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
Farak nahi padhta
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
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