Jan Jan Jan…
Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Chor Do Mobile ki Mere sMs K Deewano Har Waqt Mobile Hath Men Liye Mere sMs Ka Wait Karty ha!
Kintna padhe ho
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye, . . Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye, tO, tO, tO, ,, ??? (“.) JL tO Me Kya KrOon? “KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉
6 Inch ka hai.
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver .. Â Nahi Samjhay????? Â Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
puttar andar se mre daant le aa..
Dada: puttar andar se mre daant le aa.. pota: par dada g abi to roti nae paki.. dada: puttar roti nae khani.. samne wali buddhi nu smile deni hy..:-D
My nights are becoming sleepless
My nights are becoming sleepless, My days r becoming restless. So i asked god,”Is this love?” God said,”Idiot…Garmi shuru ho gayi!”
Sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
Sab se mashoor cheez
Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le gaye.
Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!! – – – – – – – – Niche kya dekh rahe ho??? Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai
Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai Peeche mudke dekho kameeno Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai! Cheers !!!
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha. Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai? Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai, lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai. Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola…
Dhakka kisne mara
Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur… Jor se chillake puchiye – – – – – Dhakka kisne mara???
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi, Kanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi, Yeh toh pal2pal ka junun hai, Kyun ke sms karna har ek ke bas ki bat nahi.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Koi aur colour dikha.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.
Nitrates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
Tum nahane ki baat karte hoo
Pani aanay ki baat karte ho Dil jalane ki baat karte ho Char din se moo nahi dhoya Tum nahane ki baat karte ho
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? BV: Yehi K Namaz parho Rozy rakho, Zakat do, Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola: Sab Wazu…
Hum wo majnoo hai …
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya To kisi ne kasam khai hai Hum wo majnoo hai Jis ne sirf laat khai hai
bharat se sabse bada confusion ?
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ? Socho………… Socho………. Nahi Maloom…………..!!!! Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!
Ye humari national health service hai
Ye humari national health service hai. Is main hum aap jaise logon ko adhi raat me utha kar susu karna yaad dilate hai ta kay aap ka bed geela na ho! Plz sasu karley! “Good night”
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Ladki aisi paheli hai
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”. Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
A for…
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
Tamatar khao
Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao! Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do! Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Arz kiya hai… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Gaur farmaiye… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!
Andheri raat thi
Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi…
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film, And is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AKKAL HO NA HO”
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