Millat ka paasban hai…
Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai, – – – – – – – Lekin aaj nahi aaya, – – – – – – Kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai.
Types of calls
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity. Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha 😛
Wo kaun hai?
Wo kaun hai? Jo ishq me hai? Jo mann me hai? Jo dil me hai? Magar dhadkan me nahi? Jyada soch mat stupid Vo hai ‘Amir khan’
Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
Sochti hon k ….
Sochti hon k yeh daulat yeh bangla yeh car yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram yeh bank balance sab chor k kahin chali jaon laikin phir sochti hon k * * * * * Pehle yeh sab milay to sahi… [:)]
Agar pyaar aapse pyar kare
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Musibaton Ka Muqabla…
“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.
Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
Meri yaad aye,”yaad karo”. Zyada aye ,”sms karo”. Ussey zyada aye ,”phone karo”. Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo, Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to, Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
Shadi Me BMW Mili He…
1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan: Abay Gadhe BMW Ka Matlab He Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Jo “colgate” karte ho?
Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste ho, Kya samjhte ho, Aap akele hi, Jo “colgate” karte ho?
What is so interesting?
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
Go Nawaz Go
Go Nawaz go, Go Shehbaz go, yeh message 20 logon ko send karo aaj raat Maryam Nawaz ap kay khawab main ayegi 1 dost nay jhoot samjha & yeh msms aagy fwd naheen kia tha… raat ko us k khuwab main Gullu Butt agaya tha
Be extra careful…..
. Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai. . . . . . . . *Happy Eid in Advance*:-…
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
When Heart fails..
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
“PIYASA CROW”…..
“PIYASA CROW” Once din he was piyasa.He finding paani.But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungle.He was vekhiya one gharra.Magar paani was thora. He sochya ek plane.He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come.He drank ji bhar k. Moral:thori si mehnat se english…
There is an earthquake
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
Prizes to win
Bumper offer: Sent me sms & win ,, 10 Lakh ki car ka photo, 29″ T.V ka sandar “Box” Dubai jane wale plane ko tata karne ka moaqa, Or mere sath dinner,woh bhi aap k ghar.
Santa’s Slam book
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I m on tour.
Life style Menu
Life style Menu may welcome, Menu hai: CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye Or DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.
Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Agar muskurana ho to
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Tere dil mein rahenge
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar, Dhadkano mein rahenge ringtone bankar, Kabhi apne dil se juda mut samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge network bankar!
Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Bhakt aur Bhagwan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Kunware hum bhi nahin
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
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