100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Kal balance ho na ho
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek sms aur kar lo, Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.
Dettol k siva kuch lagate nahi
Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum dettol k siva kuch lagate nahi.
Everyone must attend it
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju : No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher : Why? Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
What is oxford
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Saawan ka mausam tha
Saawan ka mausam tha Poonam ki raat thi Mein uske paas tha Woh mere karib thi Phir woh mere paas aayi Aur thodi si ghabraayi Jab maine uska haath pakada Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi Usne kaha aaj hum Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye Jise duniya ki Koi taakat na…
Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina
Suwar ke bachhe! Ullu ke patthe! Kutte ke pille! Gadhe ki aulaad! Bhains ke bachhde! Bakri ke memne… .. .. .. .. .. Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
jo naam hai aitamad ka…
“SUFI BANASPATI” jo naam hai aitamad ka, Hina ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mama le aai Sufi, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, Subah uthi to na Hina thi na SUFI, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, 3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath Habib or Sultan bhi tha, Aya sufi da…
Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya
Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye Doodh wala= Yaheen piyo ge Ya Pack kardon? *Geo News* Hr Kutty Pr Nazar…!
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Height of Misunderstanding!
Height of Misunderstanding! Bivi ghusay men: “Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun” Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay. Bivi wapas atay huey, “Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey…
Saali baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
Dost me aap jaisa…
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi Sagar se gahara koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
Why don’t dogs marry?
Why don’t dogs marry? – – – – – Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Purane b chal jaien ge…
14 August aa raha hy Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun Plz Ghar me jitny b 10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 K note hen mujy bej den,purane b chal jaien ge.
Darne ki kya baat hai
Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
Paanch rupya de de
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de! Husband to his wife: De de, Dede tujhe sundari bola hai toh har haal mein yeh andha hai.
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. 🙂
Millat ka paasban hai…
Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai, – – – – – – – Lekin aaj nahi aaya, – – – – – – Kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai.
Types of calls
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity. Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha 😛
Wo kaun hai?
Wo kaun hai? Jo ishq me hai? Jo mann me hai? Jo dil me hai? Magar dhadkan me nahi? Jyada soch mat stupid Vo hai ‘Amir khan’
Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
Sochti hon k ….
Sochti hon k yeh daulat yeh bangla yeh car yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram yeh bank balance sab chor k kahin chali jaon laikin phir sochti hon k * * * * * Pehle yeh sab milay to sahi… [:)]
Agar pyaar aapse pyar kare
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Musibaton Ka Muqabla…
“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.
Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
Meri yaad aye,”yaad karo”. Zyada aye ,”sms karo”. Ussey zyada aye ,”phone karo”. Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo, Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to, Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
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Hindi Funny SMS