Son’s math problem
Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..
Kutte ka cake
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring road ko mod dunga Sahid gate fod dunga Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai
Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola begum “sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum? begum “1 dum admi “to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Mother night wishes
English Mother- Good night dear Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta Muslim Mother-Shaba khair Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja 😀 :p
Pant kis ki hai
Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ? Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?
Inzimam don’t understand english
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done…
Jhak marte the kya…
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp, Graham bell used 2 study in candle, shakespear used 2 study in stret lite. Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata.. sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
You are genius…
I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying “Sender is cool and reader is fool” U got angry and replied “Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi ho gai hai. Meri (-,-) ok _//_
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain. . Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ? . Ab humain aisy papers chahien.. . Total marks.50 Choose the best MCQ’s, 1.Tery mast mast_____ nain. (3,5,2) 2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley. muni,kaki,bachi . . 3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya. sudhar,bigr,ujar…
Bahut maar padi thi
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.
Maa ki Pyari si BAHU ;)
Puchta Hy Jab Koi K Dunya Mei Mohabbat Hy Kahan Muskura Deta Hoon Mein Or Yaad AJati Hy mjhy MAa Ki Pyari Si BAHU 😀 🙂
Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
SMS ka khatra
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
Gila kapda marna hai
Power house company mein ek job hai, Salary RS. 20000. Karni hai to reply karo…. Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai, Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.
Speak in english please
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English. Lady : Sir I no speak English. Dr. : Try please. Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Girl demanded for icecream
Girl demanded for Icecream.. boy purchased it,.. Girl: Thank u.. Boy: Only thank u..?? Girl : u want kiss na,,? Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… 😉
Good morning…
Go oo oo oo o oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo o ¿ OL GAPPE kitne TASTY Hote h, hen na! Tmko kya lga Go0d mOrNiNg aur wo b is time…
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!!
Girls Can Never Be Equal To Boys..!! . . Because It Takes Courage To Wear The Same Cloths For A Week & Still Think, . . . . “Abhi To Kapde Thik Thak Hain, 2 Din Aur Chalenge..!!” 😉 😛 :!!
Main padhta nahi
Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi, Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi, Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du, Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu, Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi, Issiliye ghar…
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Pizza hut ka opposite
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza hatna mat
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