Shadi Me BMW Mili He…
1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan: Abay Gadhe BMW Ka Matlab He Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Jo “colgate” karte ho?
Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste ho, Kya samjhte ho, Aap akele hi, Jo “colgate” karte ho?
What is so interesting?
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
Go Nawaz Go
Go Nawaz go, Go Shehbaz go, yeh message 20 logon ko send karo aaj raat Maryam Nawaz ap kay khawab main ayegi 1 dost nay jhoot samjha & yeh msms aagy fwd naheen kia tha… raat ko us k khuwab main Gullu Butt agaya tha
Be extra careful…..
. Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai. . . . . . . . *Happy Eid in Advance*:-…
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring road ko mod dunga Sahid gate fod dunga Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Kutte ka cake
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai
Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
When Heart fails..
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
There is an earthquake
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
“PIYASA CROW”…..
“PIYASA CROW” Once din he was piyasa.He finding paani.But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungle.He was vekhiya one gharra.Magar paani was thora. He sochya ek plane.He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come.He drank ji bhar k. Moral:thori si mehnat se english…
Prizes to win
Bumper offer: Sent me sms & win ,, 10 Lakh ki car ka photo, 29″ T.V ka sandar “Box” Dubai jane wale plane ko tata karne ka moaqa, Or mere sath dinner,woh bhi aap k ghar.
Santa’s Slam book
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I m on tour.
Life style Menu
Life style Menu may welcome, Menu hai: CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye Or DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.
Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Agar muskurana ho to
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Tere dil mein rahenge
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar, Dhadkano mein rahenge ringtone bankar, Kabhi apne dil se juda mut samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge network bankar!
Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Bhakt aur Bhagwan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi
Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana peena Girl:Yes Boy:Star plus Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!
Kunware hum bhi nahin
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
Son’s math problem
Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola begum “sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum? begum “1 dum admi “to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Mother night wishes
English Mother- Good night dear Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta Muslim Mother-Shaba khair Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja 😀 :p
Pant kis ki hai
Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ? Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?
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Hindi Funny SMS