Humne uski doli sajai hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya? Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain . . . . . . . . Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi Wah!kia larki thi Wife:Akeli aye hogi? Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata? Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
Sandle badi bhari thi
Woh aankh badi pyaari thi, Jo humne usse mari thi, Woh sandle badi bhari thi, Jo usne hume mari thi, Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar, Hume toh aankh ki bimari thi.
Jahan dard vahan
Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan ishq, Jahan ishq vahan judai, Jahan judai vahan dard, Jahan dard vahan jandu balm, Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao Good Night
Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Gayab kaise hua
1 Mara hua aadmi, Ghar se gayab, Kaise hua? – – – – – – – Janneke liye dekhiye, – – – – – – – C.I.D.
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war karti hai, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Ushe kaminapan kehte hein
Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein, Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein, Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein, Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
Koi pathar se na maare
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.
meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay
Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Whats the Coolest Thing;
Whats the Coolest Thing; About an Examination Hall?? . . . … … … ? . . . Its The Only Place Where; Boys can Openly Say to a Girl: “KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”
Chanta lag jai ga
Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga
Khushi K Lamhy….
KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai…… ….Faraz….. Abhi pankha chalaya hi ta k LIGHT chali gai…..!!!;-)
Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
Mujse koi galti hogayi kya
Mujse koi galti ho gayi hai kya? Pichle 1 hafte se mujhe ignore kar rahe ho. – – – – plz aisa mat karo.. tumhara pyara.. – – – – – “SABUN” PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
Do be do be do
To be is to Do. -Socrates – – – To do is to Be. -Plato – – – Do be do BE do. -Scooby Doo
Khud ko talash
1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen…. Thanks…!
aur ayenge akhbar me
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain aur car me drive karungi… . . … . Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
Attitude.
Attitude. Sir to Student: . Parhai karo varna koi Tumhe JoB nahe dega. … … … . . . Student to Sir: Parhai woh log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye, hum to job dein gay 🙂 😛
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Jahan dosty wahin pyar,
Jahan dosti wahin pyar, jahan pyar wahin muhabat, jahan muhabat wahan judai, jahan judai wahin dard, aur jahan dard wahan 2 Goli Dispreen.häi na’,:)
Dukhon ka naas karen
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya Me to pyaasa hon Pepsi he pila do mujhko
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
Sanjivani buti la sakte ho
Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho, Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho, Nahi na – – – – – – – Beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota.
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!! Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Easy Load se shuru karte hain….
Larki: Aaj se Hmara Rishta khtm Hm ek dosry ko Sary Gift Wapis krte hen. Larka: Thek hy Easy Load se Shuru krte hen. Larki: Allaaaah Mazak kr rhi thi pagal.
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