Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY
“HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY” Jo ap ko Jin Bhoot lage ye msg os ko send kro. Me ne to kr dia Hai ab mujhe wapis send kr k Zakoota hone ka Saboot mat daina..:-)
Sunder lal chadda…
Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda
Teacher and Tommy
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Naha ke chal diye
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.
Poori cycle marne ki..
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt Jatt: Andhi hai kya Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari? Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga
Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga. Woh yeh hai ke: I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
The people of Germany
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called? Student : They are called Germs.
FARaZ apni Begum se
:: FARaZ apni Begum se: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Agli Baar Khaanay Main Baal Aya To Ganja Kar Donga.
Hapy life jinay ka…
Hapy life jinay ka tension nai lane ka achy khwab daikne ka mast life guzarne ka jin boot se nahi darne ka bole to shesha nai daikhne ka:-)
I want devorce
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…
Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus.
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA.!!”
Past tense of think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta…
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: Mai itni dher shari khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Bill dadi dengi..
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Husband and Wife galat fehmi
Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife : Kaisi galat fehmi? Husband : Yehi k main soya hua tha.
Sandle utaron kya..
Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao Lerki : Sandle utaron kya? Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
Hum chaat par chade
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane, Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.
Ye hai all india radio
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Duniya se ravana hua
Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua, Sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwana hua, Masti ka mastaana hua, Jaise hi gunghat uthaya iss duniya se ravana hua.
Kya haal hai
Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa: Kya maal hai yaar. Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”…
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