ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai
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Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..
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Advantages of a housewife
Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal 3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month Conclusion: U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U…
Life ho to aise
Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko mangni, Thursday ko barat, Friday ko fighting, Satursday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.
There’s trouble with the car
Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?…
Sach hi suna tha…
Fizao me tum ho, hawao me tum ho, Baharo me tum ho, Dhoop me tum ho, Chhaon me tum ho. Sach hi suna tha… Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota…
dil lga kr parthy hy.
Na cheno mery mulk ky nujwano sy facebook k service zardari ik yhi to wo book hy jo wo dil lga kr parthy hy..
Murgi ki paheli
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”. Paanch kaise? .. .. .. .. .. Socho Socho … .. .. .. .. .. Kaise Hua? .. .. .. ..…
Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main…
Usne kaha Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do Lipat jao mujhse mujhe besharam kar do Mene kaha Aajo meri jan aur light band kar do Phir usne kaha ruko meri Jaan Pehle ye batao Kisne kaha tha k…
JEE LE apni zindagi
Larki: I love u Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . . . . . Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi . . . . . . Larka: Ja meri behan JEE LE apni zindagi = P = D
Kuch to pehen le beti
1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
A man to Santa
A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man and said : He’s not my friend.
You are my sweet sona
You are my sweet sona, I don’t want to khona, Plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I’ll start rona dhona.
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo… Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso…? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi…
DUA SPECILLY FOR YOU
“DUA” “SPECILLY FOR U” ,,, . . …. . . ,,,,,, . . ….. . . ,,, . … . ,,, . … . (Ameen) Dil Mein Mangi Hai 🙂
Kripya dhyan de
Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
darling dont say
BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:
Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Kue me gir gaye
Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the. Ab kaise hai? Teek hi honge, raat se koi se koi awaz nahi ayi.
100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
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Kal balance ho na ho
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek sms aur kar lo, Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.
Dettol k siva kuch lagate nahi
Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum dettol k siva kuch lagate nahi.
Everyone must attend it
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju : No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher : Why? Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
What is oxford
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Saawan ka mausam tha
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina
Suwar ke bachhe! Ullu ke patthe! Kutte ke pille! Gadhe ki aulaad! Bhains ke bachhde! Bakri ke memne… .. .. .. .. .. Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
jo naam hai aitamad ka…
“SUFI BANASPATI” jo naam hai aitamad ka, Hina ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mama le aai Sufi, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, Subah uthi to na Hina thi na SUFI, Sufi pe aitamad jo tha, 3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath Habib or Sultan bhi tha, Aya sufi da…
Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya
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