Ushe kaminapan kehte hein
Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein, Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein, Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein, Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
Koi pathar se na maare
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.
Chanta lag jai ga
Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga
Khushi K Lamhy….
KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai…… ….Faraz….. Abhi pankha chalaya hi ta k LIGHT chali gai…..!!!;-)
meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay
Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Whats the Coolest Thing;
Whats the Coolest Thing; About an Examination Hall?? . . . … … … ? . . . Its The Only Place Where; Boys can Openly Say to a Girl: “KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”
Mujse koi galti hogayi kya
Mujse koi galti ho gayi hai kya? Pichle 1 hafte se mujhe ignore kar rahe ho. – – – – plz aisa mat karo.. tumhara pyara.. – – – – – “SABUN” PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
Do be do be do
To be is to Do. -Socrates – – – To do is to Be. -Plato – – – Do be do BE do. -Scooby Doo
aur ayenge akhbar me
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain aur car me drive karungi… . . … . Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
Khud ko talash
1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen…. Thanks…!
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele hai dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hai DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Attitude.
Attitude. Sir to Student: . Parhai karo varna koi Tumhe JoB nahe dega. … … … . . . Student to Sir: Parhai woh log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye, hum to job dein gay 🙂 😛
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya Me to pyaasa hon Pepsi he pila do mujhko
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
Jahan dosty wahin pyar,
Jahan dosti wahin pyar, jahan pyar wahin muhabat, jahan muhabat wahan judai, jahan judai wahin dard, aur jahan dard wahan 2 Goli Dispreen.häi na’,:)
Dukhon ka naas karen
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Sanjivani buti la sakte ho
Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho, Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho, Nahi na – – – – – – – Beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota.
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!! Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Easy Load se shuru karte hain….
Larki: Aaj se Hmara Rishta khtm Hm ek dosry ko Sary Gift Wapis krte hen. Larka: Thek hy Easy Load se Shuru krte hen. Larki: Allaaaah Mazak kr rhi thi pagal.
Miss U yaroo
Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai . . Jesyyyy … . . . jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar 😀
khabardar miss call sehat ke liye,,,,,
Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
phool bina khushboo bekaar
Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapki website Bekaar!:)
JOBS Available….
JOBS Available. If u know Anybody who is in search of some good job in pakistan u can forward this sms to him/her. Salary Rs: 35,000 to 55,000/month Jobs Details: 1-Train ki headlight fuse ho gayi ha Usk agay moambatti le kr bhagna ha. (14seats) 2-Karachi me sahil pr samandar…
0nce there was a pukha kutta…
*pukha kutta* 0nce there was a pukha kutta He was very pukha He phiring loor loor He dekhya the shop of chacha feeka He chuked one botti from there And nassed away speeto speeet Jb he guzra from naalay aalay pul to He saw 1 hor kutta He become very…
Koi meri AMMI se pochay….
Suna hy. . . Miyaan aur Bevi 1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain…!!! , , , , , , , Koi meri AMMI se pochay, Mjse kab tak One wheeling karwani hay??? 😀 😀 😀
Ya Allah…..
Ya Allah…. Ye Safar ka Mahina hay. Is safar k Mahinay Mein Mujhy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HUMSAFAR Mil Jaye.:) Ameen
khuda bachaye hume in hasino se
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se, Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se, Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega.. hum KAMINO Se 🙂 Wah wah!!
1 bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!
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