Miss U yaroo
Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai . . Jesyyyy … . . . jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar 😀
khabardar miss call sehat ke liye,,,,,
Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
phool bina khushboo bekaar
Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapki website Bekaar!:)
JOBS Available….
JOBS Available. If u know Anybody who is in search of some good job in pakistan u can forward this sms to him/her. Salary Rs: 35,000 to 55,000/month Jobs Details: 1-Train ki headlight fuse ho gayi ha Usk agay moambatti le kr bhagna ha. (14seats) 2-Karachi me sahil pr samandar…
0nce there was a pukha kutta…
*pukha kutta* 0nce there was a pukha kutta He was very pukha He phiring loor loor He dekhya the shop of chacha feeka He chuked one botti from there And nassed away speeto speeet Jb he guzra from naalay aalay pul to He saw 1 hor kutta He become very…
Koi meri AMMI se pochay….
Suna hy. . . Miyaan aur Bevi 1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain…!!! , , , , , , , Koi meri AMMI se pochay, Mjse kab tak One wheeling karwani hay??? 😀 😀 😀
Ya Allah…..
Ya Allah…. Ye Safar ka Mahina hay. Is safar k Mahinay Mein Mujhy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HUMSAFAR Mil Jaye.:) Ameen
khuda bachaye hume in hasino se
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se, Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se, Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega.. hum KAMINO Se 🙂 Wah wah!!
1 bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!
pehli he raat ho gai barbadi
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->
faraz ka aakhri shair
Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein —– Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay
kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae….. Paper ho par result na aye……. Class ho par teacher na aye…… Bus me baithe par college na jaye……. Picnic jae aur vapas na aye…… Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye……. Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae………
jab koi itna khas ban jaye
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
tum mari zindagi mein aise aaye
Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye, Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye, Jaise hari-bhari khet mein koi bhains daudi chali aayi.
Satyug aane wala hai
Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai
Don’t stop
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Miss-under-standing
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you – – – – – She is known as Miss-Under-Standing.
aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,,
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) …
ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?…
Photo lena hai
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
Kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Par kabhi socha na tha ki, Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
Enjoy with me
Come here to me.. Take off ur pants.. Get on top of me.. And enjoy me until u r totally satisfied.. – – – – – Hey what r u thinking about u dirty mind lovingly I’m urs TOILET!!!!
arz kiya hai……
Arz Kiya Hai…. Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Naacha,Ki Langda Ho Gaya!!
ek hasena per nigaahe thahri thi
Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi, uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi, Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte, phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please” The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
Can u answer this question
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
apka mobile kis k pas tha?
Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha Aur woh barre Pyar se boli . . . . . . . . Is Call k leay…
bas been zoor di na wajain
Saanp k mdari ko lose-motion lag gaye . . . Doctor sy dawai lety howay bola: Doctor Shahab parhyz ki karna ay? . . Doctor: bas Been zoor di na wajain;->:-D
message sending fail
Pathan to his pathan friend Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao Kia kru? Dost ! Message sending fail likh kr bhej de Pathan ne aisa hi kia. Or reply aaya. “Ok”
lakin ab karin gay thoray ghor kay sath
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
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