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Aankhon mein shrafat
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai
Changes in a Woman
How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Dogs and Women
How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, Neither can balance a checkbook & Both put too much value on kissing.
Ladkiyan badal jaati hai
Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya. 3Rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha. Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
ap smart hain
Apke pas dimagh hy. Chalta nahi wo alag baat hy. Ap smart hain. Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hy. Aap ameer hain. Lakin kanjus hain. Wo alag baat hy. Ap hen sharif. Lgte nahi, wo alag baat hy.
Bohat Ehsaan hay
Bohat Ehsaan hay Tairee un Nafratoon Ka Mujh Per Tujh sy Mulee Thokar ny Mujhay Sanbhalna Sikhadia
If ever in your life u r very sad
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, Iâ?Tll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Galti aapki hi hogi
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP yourself Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
Love ur girlfriend
Make love to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u good news on Mothers day & U’ll have a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
Year 1963
Year 1963 …… ……… ………. ……….. Aug 3rd, ….. ……. ………. …….. Evening, 07:48 — — —- —- … KUCH NAHI HUA THA. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Using his thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Don’t love
“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word…. but do u know what is LOVE? L= Loss O= Of V= Valuable E= Energy…. So don’t LOVE..
You are the next
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks & saying that you are the next. They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
Sms padh k muskura rahe hain
Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar, pagalon ke maharaja, hindustani bewaqufon k sardar, noore chashme husne paglistan sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga
Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angrezi sharab chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha, Aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!!
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa… Jo bhi mera gana pade… Wo kutta kameena…
Naha lena chahiye
Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
M.B.A Degree
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’ Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Prashad mein recharge coupon…
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Kamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style hai, Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin Aur haath mein mobile hai?
Woh chahain kisi aur ko
Hum chahain aap ko Aap chahain kisi aur ko Aap jise chahain khudha karay Woh chahain kisi aur ko
Kutte apne aukat me raho
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Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
MAA Maa kya hai? Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai. ……………………………. ……………………………. “Uth jao Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho Tumhare Baap…
Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…? Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…? Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai? Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo…
Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen…
Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain. >>>
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan, Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan, 12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan, Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran, Kehte…
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?
2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Dhnya Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai? AapKo Bewakuf Aur Wo B Masala laga Kar.
Mujhe apna mobile de do….
Girl 2 boy Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tumhe yaad karun gi Boy: Tum ye soch k muje yaad kar lena k main ne maanga tha usne nahi dia….
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