Hapy life jinay ka…
Hapy life jinay ka tension nai lane ka achy khwab daikne ka mast life guzarne ka jin boot se nahi darne ka bole to shesha nai daikhne ka:-)
Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
Pronouncing good english
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
Roses are red
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl’s empty, And so is your head.
Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani.
Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani. Aap k Pass Dimagh hai Chalta Nahi, Aap Smart ha pr Koi Maanta Nahi, Aap Shareef He pr Lagte Nahi, Aap k Paas Cell Phone ha pr Call Karte nahi, Kafi Izzat ha pr Koi Krta Nahi.
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain Jaisa k.. “AAP” “Mujhay hi dekh lain” 🙂
papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro. Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the Zardari: ye Kia hai? Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K…
Tum jo bhi ho
Tum jo bhi ho, Mere dil main ho! Tu kahi bhi ho, Khush raho! Dil ko patther na bano! Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi! Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!
From birth till my death
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been… a headache !
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae
Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae, dost tere jaise khone na denge, sharafat se contact me rehnaa, varna kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge!!
Thank you yaar
Thank you yaar Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!
Cricket star ro ko kyu cricket nahi khilwao…
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, Lekin een se cricket mat khilwao.
Tabiyat kharab
Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? … Nahi na … Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”
Birthday of Donald Duck
Today is the birthday of Donald Duck.. Wish him happy birthday and send this sms to every cartoon as i did…..
One who surrenders when he is wrong is honest
One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST, One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE, One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND…
Hey aasman ke chand taro
Hey aasman ke chand taro, (wah wah) Hey aasman ke chand taro, (wah wah) Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…
Romance in the evening
Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly “MOSQUITO”
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan tuhaar chehraa moti samaan moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
Teri yaad mein humne
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar wo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…
Shaam hote hi
Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Hum kya bana rahe hai?
2 pyaaj 1 gm jeera 3 kali mirch 2 spoon namak 4 spoon oil 1 cup water or thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai? * * * Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…
Tera nakhra
Wah tera nakhra, Gazab tera style hai, SMS kabhi karna nahi or kehte ho mere pas mobile hai
How many women he had slept with
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Good at telling lies
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not!
Marrying you
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life.
Your head is empty
My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell” Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s Empty and so is your head.
Tum khati bahoot ho
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho, mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe, par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.
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