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Higher Studies Yaar…

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Shanta and kele wala

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega. Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

Santa’s wedding anniversary

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”

ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main

Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho??? Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain… Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain.. Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…

Santa and banta jungle mein

Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to …

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.   Guess karo kyun le kar gaya????   Arey yaar simple hai usko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

Killing mirror

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED) AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED) SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

anta fall out the window

Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain.

Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

Some Vitamins

While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Break fail ho gayi hai

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sardar jee pareshan

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon

Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? – Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

Mere pair zameen par na rahe

SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

Will you marry me

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Kintna padhe ho

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Always study in front of a mirror

Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons: 1. It helps saving revision time. 2. He can keep a watch on himself. 3. He likes combined studies.

A man asked Sardarji

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Lunch box lids

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.

When I was born

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

We r not stupid

Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon. India : We will be 1st on the sun. U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot. Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.

Sardar writing something

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.

Sardar was writing something

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.

Banta to his new bride

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”