Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Impossible
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
A for…
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
Naam yaad nahi aa raha
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi…
Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
Boss se milna hai
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai. Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo. Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
An astronomer and Sardar
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
Tum bin zindagi
Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum khawb mein aayegi Magar nind hi aati nahi toh khawb kaha se aayegi Meri biwi ne ghar aane ka wada kiya hai panchwe din ka Magar kisi se sun liya hoga ke yeh zindagi char din ki hai
Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?
Main kaun
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun? Pappu: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun? Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
Agar piche se aaye…
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Kya kar rahe ho
Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira: Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
Vibration mode
Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc Doc: what happened? Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…
Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Chatri mein hole
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
How can u escape
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Petrol pump nahi..
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
Main nikala gadi le k
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai? Mendak jump in water Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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