Teacher and Sardar
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
I Love U sister
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse – I Love U sister….
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Rats play football
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.
Kash yeh meri…
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..
Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Past tense of think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Janwar ki aulad
Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai. Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai. Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.
Ye hai all india radio
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Mujhe kabhi deta nahi
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi? Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
Flash New
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
I paid Rs.1000
Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
“Le karle number note”
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.
Don’t call me now
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
What does Sardarji do?
– What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
Sardarji to doctor
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep forgetting things. Doctor : Since when do you have this problem? Sardarji : What problem?
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardar always smile
– Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken.
Sardarji’s intelligence
– How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Gold ring de de
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez bata? 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakh
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U know what the business was in? – He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Banda Soo Jaye
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye!
Smart Sardars and UFOs
– What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see them.
What is oxford
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Sardars in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” “No,” answers the railway man. “Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
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