What do you call a Sardar?
– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Sardarjis go to a movie
– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed.
Santa and frog argument
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Talaq kyun di?
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
I miss u
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga – – – – Socho – – – – Socho – – – – Socho – – – – “I Mr. You”
Band master with Santa
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
An Englishman and Santa
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
‘Free Delivery’
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
Agar aapko garam hua toh?
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge. Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to. Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
Class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi, Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi, Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Kash tussi sms honde
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi. Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
Sardar in a garment shop
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.
Couldn’t write the number “eleven”
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Empty beer bottles
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Set up a darkroom
– Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs? – He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
Lawyer to Sardar
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
Sardarji infront of mirror
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
An answering machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Test nahi one-day karwalo
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge. Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Sardars in a pub
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Only small babies
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar: Tourist: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila…
Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha, chup k se note jaib mein rakhte hue kaha KHAIR MUBARAK
Let’s Thank
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary. Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!
How do you recognize?
– How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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