Can you lend me?
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will return it . A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
A sardar is sing a patriotic song
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-“” EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “JANANI” “
beta ye kaisi mchis lay….
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon 🙂
Flash News
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Photo lena hai
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
You could have posted it
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
tu suna:P
Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets.. Srdar = venus, earth, mars…. Teacher = aur sunao srdar = main theek thaak, tu suna :p
ek karachi 1 lahor
Sardar: Jab Mere Bachay hongay to 1 Ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor Aunga. Friend: Wo Q? Sardar: Kal TV par bata rahay thy k bachon k Darmiyan Waqfa Zaruri hai
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Cholestrol free
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab? Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ….
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho? Â Â Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
He done his work
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
Open the zip and do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
That’s no excuse!!!
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
A man to Santa
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, He’s not my friend.
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
Meri biwi aur meri premika
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
Ek Sardar
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji keheta hai, “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
Sardar to girlfriend
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Take a wild guess
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Modern Art
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
During my operation
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse : “What word was that?” Santa : “Oops!”
Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Truck number bhi likha hai
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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