1 pathan apne betay k
1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen. Pathan bola: Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
Wo udash ho gaya
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!
Kya baat karte ho papa
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Sardar talking on cell
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar se? 1ST : Tumhari hai…
E-mail & Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Is mein aur colour dikhao
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess woh kya bola??? Is mein aur colour dikhao.
Sweet conversation
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Why did he do so?
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
No match, due to rain!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”
“B.Com final year”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Shayari by SardarJi
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
How can a Sardar kill a lion?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Sardar and Friend
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
1 line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Sardar and servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Grammar teacher to Sardar…
Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sardar: Jamila Begherat hay…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c? Srdar G: nzr te aya c pr truck te likhya c Tu lang ja saadi khair aey.
Pysy ka masla nhi hy…
Sardar: Kal koi myri B.V k purse sy 2000 Ly giya Pathan:Jhut Bolti hy sali,,1500 tha,,, ham ne 2 bar gina tha, Sardar: Pysy ka masla nhi hy Bas Tu Bnda Lab..
Tum shadi shuda ho…
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua he Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha..
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish….
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna toh mehrbani kr do Pepsi ko choro, niswar pe 5 Rs. Kam kr do..
Google Khan…
Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai? Sardar: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua? Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai…:
Hum Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar be…
Ksi Ne Sardar Ko SMS Kya K “Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej” Sardar Ne 500 Ka Beja Or Likha Hum Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar be.
yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND…
Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahi.:-)
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha…
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing? SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh. Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar ghussay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh. Ye keh…
A Sardar’s Speech…
A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes…. In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao… Mera ki janda ay? Jo…
A Sardar giving you his number…
What does pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por means? . . . . . . . . . . . . A Sardar giving you his number. 55 44 54 54 Haha 😀
Mein bht kanjus hun…
Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny dost k sath bheja or saary paisy bchaye.
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