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jhoot bolna ……
Jhoot Bolna… Baccho ke liye PAAP.. Lovers ke liye ART.. Bachelor’s ke liye ANIVARYA.. aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG
wife to husband ………
Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir.
husband jee karta hai ki….
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Baaki kya mohalle wale karenge?
as per research
As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
a line written on a husband’s T shirt
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..
Aqal mand admi jab bhi koi khass
Aqal Mand Admi Jab bhi Koi Khaas Aur Zaroori Faisla Krta Hai, To Boht Sochta Hai. Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hai, Halat Ko Parakhta Hai, Daleel Aur Mantaq Ko Zer-e-Ghour Lata Hai. Har Pehlu Ka Jaiza Leta Hai, Aur Aakhir Men Wohi Krta Hai. . . Jo Us Ki Biwi Kehti…
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?” tabhi wife zor se chillayi’ CHAKKAAAA!!!
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo… Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso…? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi…
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…”:p
Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha: . Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C…
what a mystery
What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of . . . . . . Cockraoch!
Height of Misunderstanding!
Height of Misunderstanding! Bivi ghusay men: “Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun” Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay. Bivi wapas atay huey, “Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey…
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?? hahahahahahah
Piyar
Wife ko 2 Thappar raseed karkay Husband bola Insan usee ko marta hay jisy sab sy ziada piyar karta hay. Wife ny Husband ko 3 Thappar, 4 Latain or 12 danday marker kaha Ap ko ki laga Piyar karna ap ko hi ata hay. Ap kia samajhtay hain me ap…
3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity. Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha 😛
Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
Musibaton Ka Muqabla…
“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.
Shadi Me BMW Mili He…
1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan: Abay Gadhe BMW Ka Matlab He Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola begum “sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum? begum “1 dum admi “to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
duniy JISSE DARE
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
aj kal maikay gae hoi hai
Professor sahab aap ki aasabi beemari ka kya haal hai? Jawab mila:Theek hai, aaj kal maikay gae hoi hai.’
Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey…
Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife…
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
Ek fazul kharch biwi…
“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi Shohar: Romal ke liye intna saara kapra? Biwi: Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”
Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi Wah!kia larki thi Wife:Akeli aye hogi? Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata? Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya? Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain . . . . . . . . Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay
Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
aur ayenge akhbar me
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain aur car me drive karungi… . . … . Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi??? Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
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