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    Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

  • wo pyar karne k

    BV: Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy! Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye

  • husband today is sunday

    Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.

  • bivi ne husband ko call ki

    Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhein leke de sakun.. Wife: Haan yaad hai… Husband: Phir maine tumse kaha…

  • bivi shohar se mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun

    Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. Shohar (ghusse se): Jaan choro. . . Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai……:0