• politics is the gentle art of getting

    Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other

  • some men change their party

    Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

  • LIKE A BABY

    Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.