A’; ki biwi B”;
“A” ki Biwi “B”, “B” ki Bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G” “G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, To batao ‘A” or “T” ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband nd Wife
dislove islove thelove bestlove
Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove, waylove,2love, saylove,datlove, ilove,reallylove, mislove,uluv, soluv,muchluv. My friend now read it again wthout love.
Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
SHUT UP
SHUT UP – – – – – S = Surprises 4 U H = Happiness 4 U U = Unlimited Love 4 U T = True Passion 4 U U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind P = Praying 4 U So Again… SHUT UP!
4___4___4___4 = 20
4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It’s A Challenge… Reply The Answer. answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20
Get someone 2 marry me
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
A chinese question:
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua.
din se roshan…rat se siah….
Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa zikar hai.. meem se shuroo hota hai.. 5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Which is the Sensitive Organ?
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? …guesss what ? Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong “Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
What is the opposite of Dominoes? – – – – – Domi does not know!
Baal curly hote hain
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain. – – – socho! – – – Aur socho – – – Are DIRTY mind – – – wo jagha hai. – – – AFRICA
When a lion roars thrice
What happens when a lion roars thrice? – – – – – Think – – – – – Any guess? – – – – – Ok, I will tell you.. – – – – – Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Sacrificing the dresses
2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people. Can u guess who they are? – – – – – Guess – – – – – One is Gandhiji & The other is – – – – – Don’t u know – – – – – She…
A monkey in plastic
Have u seen a monkey in plastic? —— —– — —- — NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – – – – I SAID PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Smoke everyday
Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to smoke. Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
Anger is only one letter short of DAnger….
To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart, Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!
Jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE…
“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ; To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .
HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!
Hi! How r u? Wer r u? Wat r u doing? How is life,ur frnds,ur family? How abt ur mom&dad? 2day any news? u saw any film? ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area? how r ur close frnds? ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume, bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile, hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel, politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot? “HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts : 1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises.. What great example…
who is there in the house now……..?
2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me” lived in a house ‘u luv me” flew away who is there in the house now………….?
zameen pe painko to nahi tootti
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
A Fantastic Sentence …
A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop.. . “Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.
Today is RIO DAY…
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!! Dear MARIE! Today is RIO DAY. I’m in GALA . U’ve made my life SOOPER. I’m the PRINCE of ur heart. I want to buy u a BAKERY, so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART. Now i’m in 50-50…
Arguing with your Boss….
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat…
An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Driver asked: Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself? Old lady replied: I dont have teeth 2 munch them Driver: Then why u bought them? Old lady: I just love…
quietest place in the world
What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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