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in our country,

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female  

look a thief

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Banta: U cheated me…

Banta: U cheated me… Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

then tell what

Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.   Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

one day a dog was running behind a santa

One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me… But Still Hutch network is following me..”