Higher Studies Yaar…
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Sardar’s english language
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
Shanta and kele wala
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega. Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
All Scientists Fail To Answer This…
All Scientists Fail To Answer This, ButSardar Rocks. Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating? ? ? ? ? ? Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. 🙂
Santa’s wedding anniversary
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar : Keep Talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar : Come in Interviewer: Oh my God Sardar : Oh my Devil Interviewer: U…
Killing mirror
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED) AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED) SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain.
Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Some Vitamins
While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Break fail ho gayi hai
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? – Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Will you marry me
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Always study in front of a mirror
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons: 1. It helps saving revision time. 2. He can keep a watch on himself. 3. He likes combined studies.
A man asked Sardarji
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Lunch box lids
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!
We r not stupid
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon. India : We will be 1st on the sun. U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot. Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.
Sardar writing something
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Sardar joined new job…
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order , so I made it alright 🙂
I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Sardar was writing something
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
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