Sardar and Beta
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Impossible
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Naam yaad nahi aa raha
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi…
Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
An astronomer and Sardar
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?
Main kaun
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun? Pappu: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun? Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
Agar piche se aaye…
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Kya kar rahe ho
Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira: Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
Vibration mode
Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc Doc: what happened? Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…
Chatri mein hole
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Petrol pump nahi..
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Main nikala gadi le k
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai? Mendak jump in water Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Teacher and Sardar
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Sardar khaana kha raha tha…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – – Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.
I Love U sister
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse – I Love U sister….
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Rats play football
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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