No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha? Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Photocopied the one he had
One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one. Do you know what he did? Photo copied the one he had!
Khud khusi
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao. Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
Kash yeh meri…
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Parking for only two wheelers
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.
I have one more
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
Alphabets were not in order
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Janwar ki aulad
Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai. Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai. Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.
Knock the door
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Mujhe kabhi deta nahi
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi? Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
Flash New
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
I paid Rs.1000
Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
“Le karle number note”
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.
Don’t call me now
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
What does Sardarji do?
– What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
Sardarji to doctor
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep forgetting things. Doctor : Since when do you have this problem? Sardarji : What problem?
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
Sardar always smile
– Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken.
Sardarji’s intelligence
– How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Gold ring de de
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez bata? 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakh
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U know what the business was in? – He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Banda Soo Jaye
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye!
Smart Sardars and UFOs
– What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see them.
Sardars in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” “No,” answers the railway man. “Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
What do you call a Sardar?
– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Sardarjis go to a movie
– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed.
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